h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you can't find buffalo wings to cook, you can certainly make do with wings, can't you? You only need to duck if the guests don't like what you've served

ah, but what if they don't like the duck either?

first thing to cook....water....put the on and have a

I'm going hyper on caffine myself at the moment (in order to cope with the cold), which is having the slightly peculiar side effect of making this tune I'm recording sound like a mid to early 1990's dance tune It was* ment to be 'lounge' or 'easy listening' I ate sausages tonight... a whole pack of sauasages.... I didn't* mean too... I ment to cook them all, but only eat half... and then the other half would do for tommorrow... so I had half... then stole one as i passed through the kitchen... and then kept ing them each time I went past until there were none left

When I looked out of the window this morning - it had snowed again! So I've been inside all day, just watching murder mysteries. I think the body count was getting on for double figures

If I wasn't watching TV I was eating. I hope the snow melts by tomorrow.


ps how was the saddle of boar? Do you have a lot of wild boar in Denmark Pierce?

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No Taff, the answer should have been "not at *all* leathery"

i read that as how do you saddle a boar

Your answer is correct then Taff, after all Have a drink!

in order to saddle a boar properly... well its complicated... lets just say its a pig of a job

might help?

lanzababy fancy a drink???? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1926356?thread=7261970&show=20&skip=160#pi164

Thanks for the invite Taff, but I really need to go to sleep now!

Goodnight

I didn't know there were saddles in a boar's size.

Pit is in there

Maybe we shouldn't let him hear that, as he has feelings.

never got around to roast that saddle of wild boar yet, lanzababy. i need to make a few changes to a socket and things before i can do that

the meat was imported from portugal by the way. we don't have wild boars in denmark

but it's not like i'm starving

Why don't you have them in Denmark, Pierce? I would think Thor and Wotan would have brought some over and let them run wild.

the vikings ate them all and those left were bred into danish bacon

They used to have them in Britain, but they were probably all hunted to death. Now there are some again, but they are escapees from farms. I don't think I'd like to meet one.

We have a place up on the moors near here called Wildboarclough. Clough means a gorge or narrow ravine.