h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There were a few funny scenes in it, but I don't actually recall very much of the movie.

So you concentrated on watching your husband sleep - I see!

Naww, I put my bony elbow to good use.

Let me guess - you had more bruises on the elbow than he had in the end

No, it wasn't quite that bad, he's well trained.

So he sleeps at the cinema instead of having funny ideas about what he could do with you during an uninteresting movie?

He couldn't have, he was asleep.

I've just booked my flights to the h2g2 London Spring Meet on 26 April.

You don't know what stupid ideas men can have whilst asleep.

I don't understand how some people can possibly know what they'll be doing in three month's time. I don't even know what I'll be doing next week!

Oh, normally, I don't know that, either. h2g2 meets are special, though, they have to be planned well in advance to give all non-Londoners enough time for their travel arrangements.

Rubbish! Ten days before you mount your bike, cycle eight days to Calais, a few hours to cross the Channel, a day to London, find some place for your sleeping-bag... What's there to be arranged?

Hi, how are you?
Sorry, I've been very busy with editing for the next , AViator stuff and aceing, so this conversation somehow vanished down my list.

I'm at an Internet café for a change and will go to "my" discotheque in a few minutes... And how do you feel - ungovernable(?) as you are?

Yes, shame it didn't work out. Oh well, we'll see, I guess. I don't think the left will be taken aboard by the SPD and the Greens.

Oh, and if you're in an internet cafe, you can have a look at my PS - it's a nice one, I'm quite proud of it.

I remember we had a similar election in Hamburg in the early 80s, an then half a year later the SPD got 51%!
Oh yes, seen it on my mobile before - even though I could't really see much... Or at least not recognize...

I don't think we'll have new elections here.

I imagine it's not really good to see on a mobile phone display.

Don't think so either - it'll be SPD & CDU...
Yes, I admit it's not perfect - but then what is? Apart from that - I'm not here to see!

They're too far apart for a coalition, so maybe we'll have to have new elections after all.

And if you don't see, does your mobile read the etxt out for you?

Nah, instead of asking you again they'd rather take the "responsibility".

Never heard of telepathy - have you?

Sure have - it spookily works with some frinds on here.