h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, of course...
(Rule no. 1: Never contradict a woman - just wait until she does so herself )

That sounds like something you'd have to pay money for into the 'Chauvi Kasse' here.

Oh, can I just make amends by stating how you can tell whether a man thinks about sex?

He's breathing!

That's just as crass as the other one.

Yep - always include yourself when you insult someone

Where's the fun in that?

You get laughed at instead of beaten up

I wouldn't want to swear by that, there are so many stupid people around who would only see the insult and not the joke.

But they are not worth insulting anyway

That's true, but it's not marked on their brow whether or not they're idiots.

But if they are it'll take them too long to realise that they have been insulted

If you're lucky, yes.

Oh - no chance, then...

50/50, I'd say. :_D

Marginally better than the lottery, then...

Oh yes, most certainly.

Hi, looks as if you have upset a few researchers with your omission of vowels in that miscchat thread. It is indeed against the houserules, as TiT has pointed out. If you like this sort of thing, though, why don't you pop over to our lipograms thread here:

F1716566?thread=603841&latest=1

Well, it seemed like a nice idea at the time...
Maybe we can start one with only omitted e's, which was the original idea...?
But of course it's just a thread without any real intentions, so it's not THAT important to me

Maybe it can be moved to the games room, where it would be in the right place, and maybe a few more people may join even.

Some seem to have found it but it seems to be almost the same as the other thread...