My Single Life
Well, this is for all of you who have whacky single lives. I fill mine up with wierd stuff I write. It's better than eating Hagan Daz watching Friends, right? It has sex, lies, danger, and comedy. Okay, it's a greek tragedy. No sex, no lies, no danger, but I do have a lot to make you laugh. Either at my life, or maybe you own if you went through the same thing.
Now a little about me.
Let's get the ball rolling with info.
Well if you haven't guessed by now, HTML is as greek to me as Italian food. Huh? To me HTML might as well stand for: Hate That Machine Language! That's right, I have no idea what I am doing right now. I am just typing for the sake of boredom and to see if anything happens. Am I crazy or just stalling time. A little from column A, a little from column B. I'm a waltzing elephant baby, wah-wah, goo-goo!
Sorry you go to this page? Not yet, well give me time. You just met me. I will show that my life is all about not playing with a full deck and it is stacked with Jacks and Jokers!
I am a master of ceremonies for the religion of Calism. I am one with the almighty Cow Who Pooped in the Mud. Now you think I am nuts.
Life is way to short to play it sane and those who are don't experience life to the fullest. It takes a man who teeters on the brink of sanity and diving into a bathtube of superglue to illuminate the most profound thoughts of his time. As I say, the crazier you get, the clearer you think...or is that the Prozac talking? Seriously, look at Einstein. When he came on the scene everyone thought he was nuts. I mean he looked like he spent a lot of time with his head in a muffler. I have seen '70's 'fros that look smaller. But a crazy seeming man was actually the brightest man of our time.
So it seems that I am crazy and a few screws loose, well I might just be a great thinker in disguise...Nah!
I come up with things to bake your noodle in the fields of religion, philosophy, and evolution. Most of what I come up with has humor thrown in; that's just me. I like to get the ball rolling to stimulate people's mind and humor clashing with facts does it. I do have a seroious side and if you keep up with me, you'll see it. Hang out for awhile and you might learn something.
You will also find this will contain humor on no real topic and feel free to give input. I am a comedian without a clue and a really wierd sense of off beat humor. I'm crazy as a fox in heat drink a martini and shaving a rooster leg. Case in point.
Got one question. Why is it called a parkway when you drive on it and why call driveway that when you park on it?
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