h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This isn't going to be what you think. Personally I believe that both coincide. Hey God could have created evolution and directed with his hand. then again that takes away the pure meaning f evolution considering evolution is not directed.

You can look at it from a creation standpoint that God made Earth in seven days. Now we know who to blame for the five day work week. If the Big Guy cut out a few protozoans here, a Torodon there, we might only work three days. Then you have the belief man was created from the dust of the earth and woman from Adam's rib. Which will go to point that men are dirt and women are a pain in men's sides.

One can argue we have evolved from sigle-cell organisms. But looking at some people in our society, I don't know how they can even produce reproduction cells on a regular basis.

If you follow the timetable of evolution and the creation days, they walk hand-in-hand. I never heard Darwin say, "Monkeys begot higher think hominds and they said it was good". Of course if he did say that, I would be worried because he has been dead for close to a century.

No one can say for sure how man evolved. There are too many questions unanswered. The missing link, timeline conflictions, dionsaur and human beings on the same bed of rock. Personally, I feel the missing link is the guy that was in the bathroom for an hour-and-a-half after dinner while I grew up. Sorry dad.

When you look at religion nothing in hard fact can prove it. Maybe the Dead Scrolls and the actual Noah's Ark, but the principle of the Bible and creation can never be proven. That's where faith comes into play. And I met Faith. Great girl. Gourmet Cook. Makes this shrimp scampi with a dash of...oh, got a one track mind and it keeps going off track.

The beauty of evolution and creation is this: We won't know until we get to the other side. But please, don't take a bottle of Snooz Pills and a fifth of Jack just to put your mind at ease. Hey, I don't want to make a monkey out of people.