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Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) Posted Dec 11, 2010
Prof, some of your secret bottles behind the bar are very antibacterial. Get the bailiff stunned too.
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 11, 2010
Pit - not many know the combination of the lock
CIA and all that you know
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK Posted Dec 11, 2010
AV..you've been around the loonies for too long!
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) Posted Dec 11, 2010
CIA? So that one in the dustbin isn´t even English?
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
anevyn Posted Dec 11, 2010
more like paint stripper careful you don't spill that stuff on the varnish 
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
anevyn Posted Dec 11, 2010
thats what happens when you have kids around you all day, everyday
I used to have a few signs on my front door til they went missing one night, one said Never mind the dog beware of the kids and the other said You don't have to be mad to live here but if you are it helps
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 11, 2010
Pit, you know where all the hidden microphones areyou fitted them. You put in the cheapest tender
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) Posted Dec 11, 2010
AV, ask Taff about the bar in the Shaky. When the landlord was on hols we redid it with yacht laquer - and the Polish barmaid brought homemade vodka that raised bubbles on even that.
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
anevyn Posted Dec 11, 2010
home made vodka is brilliant for that and you could save a few bob if you ever have a large area to do
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 11, 2010
my daughter, the other year, bought me a 500 millilitre bottle of 90% Polish vodka from her holiday
WOW! now THAT'S what I call a kick
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
anevyn Posted Dec 11, 2010
Its a wonder you weren't flat on your back for a week after drinking that Prof
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK Posted Dec 11, 2010
Who says he wasn't??? 
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
anevyn Posted Dec 11, 2010
MS
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 11, 2010
AV, I made it lastchances of any more were not in the equation
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
MadSnacker-h2g2 ambassador to Yorkshire and the UK Posted Dec 11, 2010
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 11, 2010
OH how I long to be flat on my back
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) Posted Dec 11, 2010
>OH how I long to be flat on my back<
Yup. Singing "sit on my face and tell me that you love me".
Who sang that - Ian Dury, Monty Python, Tony Blair?
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
anevyn Posted Dec 11, 2010
one thing I do know, it wasn't me
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Pit - ( Carpe Diem - Stay in Bed ) Posted Dec 11, 2010
No. You don´t look as flattened as Tony blah.
Sportsman's bar - the professional drinkers establishment and rest home for weary elbows and beer bellies if you have one
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Dec 12, 2010
at least "I" didn't invent flat pack furniture
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