h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If "god" created Adam ? and then "created" Eve from one of Adams ribs ?
Sounds like a design flaw ? didn't "god" have 2 sets of plans ? 1 man - 1 woman ?
A "creator" of the universe ? and "it" makes mistakes so why ? hasn't "god" rectified the error ? "It's" had a good few millennia to get it right..

(see post No1)

If "god" was THAT clever at creating the universe and everything else ?
Then why did his "plans" for creating man/woman-Adam/Eve have man/Adam having nipples ?(breast feeding units) and in early very very stages of "infancy" have both "sexual organs" until a certain time in the life cycle ?
Not very clever really is it, for a "god" that's all powerful, that's supposed to know everything etc

Not sure if I've put this earlier in this thread or not ? but!
I know various countries of the world have their laws, including religious ones and I do respect them!
But! as an atheist! How can I blaspheme ? against "something" that doesn't exist ?

If god is all powerful and created the entire universe etc ? how is it that after all the millennia since the creation, he ain't rectified all the mistakes "he's" made ?

"everyone" should learn by their mistakes (not in TRUE reality though )

Copied! So don't actually know if it's right ?

In Genesis 2 it says that Adam and Eve were both originally naked, "but they were not ashamed.
After they ate of the Tree of Knowledge, we are told that "the eyes of both of them were opened" and they knew that they were naked."

OK! But If Adam was created by "god" and Eve created from one of Adams ribs ?

Taking that clothes and body coverings weren't "invented/discovered" then..

How did Adam and Eve know the difference ? between being naked and being clothed ?

Plus! Who taught them language ?????

Adam and Eve, plus the tree with the apple on it ? then the snake

OK! Was the apple tree the first tree ? as in fruit or other species on earth ?
and was the snake the first reptile on the planet ?

as in the apple tree ? where did the first seed come from ?
and the snake ? surely! other life was about first ?

Who created "god" ? as in a being capable of creating the entire universe etc and only ?? one place where life exists
It's totally impossible for an entity to suddenly appear from nothing and have the "intelligence" to say "I know! I'll create a universe and everything else within it"

and as kids"we" we're told the moon is made of green cheese
That's more believable

I wonder! ? If the fictional "god" who created everything in the entire universe "with no disrespect" to some of the human species on earth who think so.
Did he/she/it ? think about asking all the disabled people of this planet, in all forms of disability known to mankind - ask them the question - Can I make you in my image ?

"god" the "invented" creator of everything known to mankind (we're learning more about the universe and everythingwithout "his/she/it's help)
Is a flawed "entity" - forget about the universe, just look at the errors made that's on OUR planet alone - con artist or what!

"we were created in his image" ?

There are variations and interpretations of this throughout histories written texts etc..

But! I'll bet that "god" didn't have a curvature of the spine as I have because IF he did Then there's a lot of humans in the world that are NOT normal!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding

Inbreeding.?

If Adam (who choose his name ?) was the first human on the planet and one of his ribs was then made into a female of the same human species and then named Eve ? again! Given all the languages throughout the world to choose names from ?

Then isn't using that "theory" the entire world's population throughout history ? (NO DISRESPECT TO ANYONE) all inbreed ? Therefore giving all the aliments etc etc etc, due to "malfunctional DNA" ?

From the human species on this planet "coming up" with the timescale of BC/AD.
You'd think that any "creator" of the whole universe ?
After 2 millenniums would want to "reappear" to the human race, to show that he/she/it ? is still around ? and "guiding" us ? to what ? Self destruction! Because that's an odds on favourite


S and S one step forward!

Some people on the planet say about ? the second coming of christ ?

But! given the state of the world in 2023/24

If "some" god of sorts ? creates a species called "man" (inc' a woman etc from a male rib) to believe in a "god" ?
Why would a "deity" allow it's "creation" to kill itself off ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic

Some of us think alike..

God/s are only thought up by mankind and are not real in any sense whatsoever...

Would a "god" ? That supposedly created "everything" ? allow the planet earth and the lifeforms on it, to be in the situation that "our" planet and the "life" on it ? is near to self destruction ?

nuclear war/environmental man made "cock up"/germ warfare etc( Covid etc) and all other forms of self extermination ?

I've Just received an email from "god"

It reads:- I created the universe and everything else!
Including "mankind"
SO! How come didn't I invent the Internet if I'm all powerful!

Because I don't exist in the first place, I was thought up by "man"

If "god" created "everything" as in the universe etc, including the Earth and the lifeforms on it

Didn't he/she/it ? have the intelligence to know in advance ? that humans would screw the planet Earth up ??

IE:

No1 - Changing the environment and effecting ALL lifeforms on it and therefore possibly eradicating all life in the future

No 2 - Nuclear/biological/artificial intelligence! therefore possibly eradicating all life in the future

Well! Another year ends and another starts!

Can either any bloody "god" or /please appear ?? and put a stop to "mankind" annihilating itself!!!! ????

What's the point of recording "history" If there's no "humans" left on the Planet to bloody read it!!!!!!! Thicko's!!!!!!