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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
The jury in the deforestation case was sequoiastered.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
The moose had indigestion so he took an elkaseltzer.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
What did the one crow say to the other? Give me a caw sometime.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
Santa goes down the chimney because it soots him.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 22, 2015
Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay...'.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 22, 2015
- My girlfriend sneaked off to the rodeo, cheated on me with my best friend and later ran off with a cowboy from a wild west show
- Stable girl
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 23, 2015
What kind of light bulbs did the baker use in his shop?
Flourescent.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 23, 2015
I've just got back from seeing the new Star Wars movie, about a vegan Jedi named Leek Soywalker.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 23, 2015
Before he became a vegan, he owned a chicken farm with his friend Hen Silo.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
The sandtrooper went to the library because he had a book dewback.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
Vader went into the elevader listening to the Dark Side of the moon, the Sith's favourite Pink Floyd LP record.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
Were the deserts of Luke's youth havens for body art? Yes, there was lots of Tattoine.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
Are the inhabits of the Third Moon of Endor now cooking Japanese food online? Yes, they're using their e-woks!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
Which rebel pilot loved Tex-Mex potato skins? Wedge-and-chilies!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
Yoda never let Luke speak during his training - he had to master the jedi mime tricks.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
How did Yoda deal with difficult, whining customers when he worked at a gourmet coffee shop? He said "boo or boo not; there is no chai!"
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Reality Manipulator Posted Dec 27, 2015
Which fishlike commander was disgusted whenever he entered a tavern? Admiral 'Ack, bar!'
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