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Pun in the Oven

Post 18161

Reality Manipulator

The jury in the deforestation case was sequoiastered.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18162

Reality Manipulator

The moose had indigestion so he took an elkaseltzer.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18163

Reality Manipulator

What did the one crow say to the other? Give me a caw sometime.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18164

Reality Manipulator

'I am presently employed', said the gift wrapper.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18165

Reality Manipulator

A Maitre'D is more than just a door belle.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18166

Reality Manipulator

Santa goes down the chimney because it soots him.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18167

Reality Manipulator

Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay...'.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18168

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - ponysmiley - ponysmiley - ponysmiley - pony

- My girlfriend sneaked off to the rodeo, cheated on me with my best friend and later ran off with a cowboy from a wild west show

- Stable girl

smiley - pirate


Pun in the Oven

Post 18169

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

What kind of light bulbs did the baker use in his shop?

Flourescent.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18170

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I've just got back from seeing the new Star Wars movie, about a vegan Jedi named Leek Soywalker.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18171

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Before he became a vegan, he owned a chicken farm with his friend Hen Silo.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18172

Reality Manipulator

How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla!


Pun in the Oven

Post 18173

Reality Manipulator

The sandtrooper went to the library because he had a book dewback.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18174

Reality Manipulator

Vader went into the elevader listening to the Dark Side of the moon, the Sith's favourite Pink Floyd LP record.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18175

Reality Manipulator

Were the deserts of Luke's youth havens for body art? Yes, there was lots of Tattoine.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18176

Reality Manipulator

Are the inhabits of the Third Moon of Endor now cooking Japanese food online? Yes, they're using their e-woks!


Pun in the Oven

Post 18177

Reality Manipulator

Which rebel pilot loved Tex-Mex potato skins? Wedge-and-chilies!


Pun in the Oven

Post 18178

Reality Manipulator

Yoda never let Luke speak during his training - he had to master the jedi mime tricks.


Pun in the Oven

Post 18179

Reality Manipulator

How did Yoda deal with difficult, whining customers when he worked at a gourmet coffee shop? He said "boo or boo not; there is no chai!"


Pun in the Oven

Post 18180

Reality Manipulator

Which fishlike commander was disgusted whenever he entered a tavern? Admiral 'Ack, bar!'


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