h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A garbage man digging through the trash says - Man, am I down in the dumps today.

Eos is really sad. She is dawn in the dumps.

If chickens could choose any car at all to be given to them, they would choose a free Range Rover.

The couple grew fruit trees and lived to a ripe old age.

An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle.

When making butter there is little margarine for error.

The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.

When a letter carrier became a hero they called him a deliverer.

Superconductive materials should be properly stored in an ohmless shelter.

If you give your sweetie pretty flowers will she turn on her flirty powers.

Fighting with Thor became boring so that i decided to get hammered by watching my classic collection of The Hammer House of Horror DVD's.

The Hulk fell down the stairs because of the puny Bannerster (banister).

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It's amazing to see so many groanups making puns.

When Rapunzel was naughty, the witch would come up with a stick and rap-punzel.

I wonder if a pun woman gets jealous about a pungent ?

If he treats her badly, she issues a male-diction.

it was an oPUN and shut case

Funniness and cleverness have always been two notable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.

The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.