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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
A flea can fly and a fly can flee -- a dog can bark and so can a tree.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
A tree arborist felt needled when asked to branch out and be limber while trimming pine forest last week.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
A mathematician who was also a horticulturist was interested in prime roots square roots and trees in general.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
Have you ever read the Rime of the Ancient Gardener? It was written by Samuel Taylor Foliage.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
When the Nomadic tree senses danger it packs up its trunk and leaves.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
When Australian sheep get lost, they bleat around the bush.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
In the autumn, mountain sheep can become very ram bunctious.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
The fruit farmer was plum happy he pruned his orchard last fall.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 20, 2015
I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic. Now I have a licence to Krill.
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Icy North Posted Nov 20, 2015
You reminded me of the Catholic lumberjack and amateur mathematician, who devised the logarithm method.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 21, 2015
he had a lumber puncture, so got a lumberjack to help change it
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2015
A logger went to his doctor because of a problem with the lumbar.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2015
What is a lumberjack's favourite month? Septimber!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2015
When I go to West Africa I'm Ghana make sure Togo to Mali and then I can say I've Benin Timbuktu.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2015
Jack and Jill is the best nursery rhyme as others pail in comparison.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2015
When writing out drink recipes you have to have a first draft.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2015
The best thing to carry with you when you start feeling tired is a knapsack.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 21, 2015
Purchasing tyres made me aware of inflationary pressures.
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