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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 13, 2017
my walls are covered in small animals ? must be raccoon,densation
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 15, 2017
On Halloween, Mercury is in retrograve.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
I was scrambling for another egg joke but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried from being over egg-cited (excited).
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
It is time for the Doctor Who, the renegade Time Lord to regenerate. Even though the Time Lord can control time and space he is rarely arrives on time.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
Rocket Raccoon sits on his rocking horse eating a rocket salad sandwich and listening to his favourite Elton John song 'Rocket Man' on his CD player.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
Max Mercury runs to the max most of the time but when mercury is in retrograde, this is the time when he literally runs backwards which slows him down especially when he is wearing his retro classic mercury speedster costume.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
If you are obsessed with Halloween, then you must have a ghoul-orientated personality. Do not worry, it is ghost to show you: Witch ever path you choose, zombie-body will disagree with you; maybe even your mummy.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
A ghost in a cemetery is a grave sight.
A misspelt epitaph is a grave error.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
Grave robbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery (skulduggery)
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 16, 2017
In Tombstone, Arizona, the outlaw cowboys day did not go O.K(ay) for them as they lost their fight with the Earp brothers. They died with their boots on and were buried at the Boothill Graveyard.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 16, 2017
My grandmother married the son of a desperado. Her inlaws were outlaws.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 16, 2017
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 17, 2017
The death row inmate got a reprieve at the last minute. When he was interviewed by a reporter, he said, "No noose is good news."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Oct 17, 2017
A book with lists and descriptions of cats is called a Cat-a-logue.
A sailing boat used by cats is called a cat-a-maran.
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ITIWBS Posted Oct 17, 2017
An animal husbandry record kept by a dairy can be a cattle log.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Oct 17, 2017
a vinyl record could be a moo'sic one
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 17, 2017
Is a Korean prisoner drinking rum known as a con-jug-Asian?
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