h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

naah i'm not watching ur onversations. i simply followed a link from a conversation the MJ12 system was in, and i ended up here. i wasn't even looking for this place.

and u totally miss quoted me. Where are the smilies?

"Sarcasm is not welcomed when it is in a hostile manner."

there is no hostility. not from me anyway.

"This is supposed to be access only to members of the XII."

i'm not the only none member here. *waves to fwt* you enjoying ur ?

"If this isn't whining, I don't know what is."

you don't know what is! as that is not whining.

"We don't attempt to run Spook Corp. you do not attempt to interfere with MJXII. Right?"

i haven't interfered, i came to chat to the elite members of MJIX. you are always free to chat on any page in any thread of the spook corporation. you know what they say - my thread is your thread!

spook

Point beside, you have ignored me. You know full well what I mean. If I was wrong, Jade would not have asked you not to flame. I know you do not like me, spook. I know that you do not want me around. Well, I return that sentiment. This is reserved for MJXII, like I said.

So, I must ask FWT to carry on this conv. in the Lobby. You are more than welcome to go there too, but your false sense of innocence. Why aren't you leaving, eh? I have asked you now, again. Please leave.

Spook, proof that you have interfered is that more than one person is insulted by your remarks, and that this converstation is even going on. And if you aren't whining, than stop trying to get in.

"I know you do not like me, spook. I know that you do not want me around."

where did u get that idea? i like u. i have been waiting for a month for an e-mail about the quest so that i could set up a few spook corp pages for you for the quest like u asked me to.

and i'm not trying to get in. i know u don't like me and don't want me in, which is why i didn't come in this thread and ask to join.

spook

I dunno, spook. You don't often paint me in a positive light.
And...

"well, unfortunately your 9 do not have the best person in your group...ME!

well, your loss. i guess u'll never achieve ultimate perfection..."

If you weren't trying to get in, what was the point of posting this? All it does is make others feel inferior by insinuating that you are better than everone else... pretty big ego, that.

didn't i have a biggrin smiley at end of first line and wink smiley at end of second line? biggrin showing that it was a sarcastic comment and wink showing it was just a jokey comment. i'm sure i put those smilies there to show that.

spook

You're sure? You don't know for certain? Have you ever heard of the evil grin? The humour wasn't noticed.
You know, you don't seem to be listening. You dodge questions like you can't answer them.

I'm begging you, LEAVE US ALONE! PLEASE! GOT IT?

You said it yourself, you're here to spy! What do you want that you have to be here to get?

no i don't, and i haven't heard of the evilgrin cause it ain't a smiley (yet). anyway, if i insulted anyone i'm , i was just making jokes and sarcasm. and i don't avoid questions. if u mean i didn't answer the quesion "If you weren't trying to get in, what was the point of posting this?", then i thought i answered that when i said i was almost totally certain i added smilies to show they were sarcastic comments. they were sarcastic comments in reply to another post, i can't remember which.

spook

You could look, you know.

i just did. i had biggrin after 'ME!' but didn't have wink at end of 3 dots. i remember thinkign about it, so i guess i probably thought in the end to leave it in the end, with my name and the happy sort of smug smiley after my name to show the sarcasm. that is probably why i had the 3 dots sort of showing the sentence wasn't over and leads on to the smiley after my name. or something like that. i dunno. but the first line definately showed i was being sarcastic, that line for sure, if not showing my effect in the whoel post. and it was from the first line that you said u thought i had a big ego. and the second line...no-one, and nothing, can achieve ultimate perfection, so it wasn't really an insult, moe like continuing my sarcasm and stating the obvious. you have just totally mis-inetrpretted the intent of the post because you don't like me, something which you have stated in the recent post, when i would be nohing but friendly to anyone who wishes to joins a convo on any spook corp page.

spook

*Emerges from the shadows.*

Hey spook, shut up and please leave. I've been reading most of your posts to get to know my surroundings. And well, i found out that i don't like you too very much...

*Craxus unsheaths his tribarrel handgun and aims it at spook which is being surrounded by MJ12 Commando's.*

y is everyone so mean to me? i mean, i come into this convo and add a few sarcastic comments, and people just get rude and insult me and tell me to leave.

i thought h2g2 was menat to be a riendly place, a place to have fun and get away from the problems of real life. i mean, in real life i have loads of coursework, GCSEs in a few months, and my mum is dying of cancer and does not have much time left. i come to this thread being hapy and giving a few sarcastic comments, and everyone is just rude and mean.

i guess that just shows what type of heartless people you are

spook

Just report him to the I's, Myst. This doesn't just border on harassment, it /is/ harassment. We've asked him to leave and he has (might I add here, with many insinuations of near is not complete hostility,) declined.

We both know for near to exacting certainty that he flamed his way in by watching our conversations. He's a bleeding online stalker.

Oh and just so you know spook, the only reason people are "mean" to you is because of the way you treat them.

If you'd treat us with some courtesy we'd do the same for you. And no, you are /never/ going to be a mamber of the twelve, and especially not after whining and crying and carrying on the way you have been. So please do your best to get over it and get on with your life.

i don't want to be a member of the 12. i wouldn't want to be in a group with such heartless, mean, people, who make false accusations and are simply judgemental. and no i will not leave. u do not own this thread, and i reserve my right to be here. u have insulted me more then i have insulted you (which is i have not insulted u).

spook

note to ppl in this thread: due to the rudeness, and the horrid behaviour of the people in this thread, i will no longer comment on anything said, unless i find it insulting, in which case i will comment and do what jade suggested, and contact the italics. if jade has already contacted the italics, then i will point out the bad behaviour that people have displayed already in this thread. i look forward to reading and not replying to your reply, unless you specifically ask me to reply.

Thank god that's over. If everyone could move to the next thread, I'd be much obliged. Oh, and everyone, try going to www.yahoo.com and getting a yahoo! groups ID. I've created a more private place.

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I may be being dumb, but a hint on the name of the group might be useful...

You could email me if you want it kept private.

I think I did. Check, if you like. Maybe I don't have your e-mail again...