h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well really, what's a little bounty hunting between friends? I'd like to think that, if there was a price on *my* head, y'all wouldn't hesitate to claim it. It's just business.

*seeing it was a false alarm, the two y.s. grab J.J. and head for the door...* where to now, legion?

Patience, YS, patience I've just announced myself in Terranic Govt. HQ, and am waiting for a reply. If we play this right, we can make them fork out much more than 200 grand...

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaa




Ha.

*still waiting for JJ to ask for help*

*Jade, who has been feighning knocked-outedness (it was admitedly extremely difficult to stay all glazey eyed when Leigon started talkin' smack about Mister Boyd, but /yes/.) elbows Yank hard in the head and jumps back away from her.*

What the do you think that you are doing?

I wouldn't have you turn me in. I want a larger bounty at least before we even think of doing such a thin. So back the off.

*She slams herself angrily into a nearby chair and skulks, muttering things such as "And I thought they were my friends, too. Jerks..."*

Hmm... yeah. Perhaps we should keep the bonds between us (you know, us twelve) strong?

Sounds like a good idea, Myst.

JJ, I was gonna help you, really I was. I just didn't want to insult you honor by offering you assistance when you didn't need or want it.

That's a good line, I should remember it It was never my or YS's intention to disrupt the balance of the twelve. I just wanted to buy a yacht, is all.

*Settles into chair, plays with little click-clack executive toy*

Well then get your cash for said yacht by your own sick means, yes? Leave me out of it.

*feeling slightly betrayed*

You could have at least waited until my bounty went up. I mean come now, what were you thinking...?

If you comb the backlog, I think you'll find it was YS's idea. I was just her puppet. Honest. And why feel betrayed? We were just trying to help you beat the Terranians, albeit through a pretty circuitous plan.

*Sticks out lower lip, scuffs floor with shoe and looks generally miserable*

What am I going to do with my bomb now? May as well sell it back to the Iranians.

All joking aside, don't say things like that, dude.

And log on to AIM. Now.

Sorry, but I can't. I just don't have the time - it's nearly two in the morning here I know you understand

Awww, no fair...!

OKay though. We'll talk sometime soon, I assume...

As a peace offering to any and all of our company I have offended, I offer these *produces small earring studs that look like black silver* You don't have to wear them in your ears... they work as pins as well... they are a small cloaking device, that may come in handy. Anybody?

You never offended me, YS, but I'll snag one of those nifty little things anyway...

*Accepts stud, clips it into lapel*

And in return......should have got her something, idiot ...have this, um, very special from my Porta-Bar.

*accepts gratefully... feeds it to her *

*Tickles under chin, lights cigar from resultant flame*

Heh. Nice dragon. Just keep him away from the , okay? It's pretty flammable.

A cloaking device? Dun' ind if I do...

*She takes the second pin and places it in the second hole in her right ear*

Nice... Thank you!

I have three ear peircings: one in both ear (in the normal place on the lobes,) and then another just a slight way up from the one on my right lobe. It's neat.