h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

that wasn't a flame or being sneaky. i simply followed a link to this entry and posted a simple statement about the number of people there are in the group of 12.

so chill. be cool

spook

Hi Jade

You tell me to chill, I tell you to vacate the premesis.

*sips her smuggled-in *

Good afternoon, FWT.

naah, i'll just stay around and get all the latest information about this group of twel...i mean nine

and you should tell mystrunner to not leave so many clues.

spook

How are you today?

I'm being a bad widdle boy today!

*raises an eyrbrow at spook*

Right whatever. It's not as if we're foinf anything right now anyway... *snickers derisively at him*

Why are you being bad, FWT?

It's not anything to do with the 'widdle', is it? Sorry, juvenile, I know...

And isn't it better to have only nine, rather than letting just anybody into the group?

well, unfortunately your 9 do not have the best person in your group...ME!

well, your loss. i guess u'll never achieve ultimate perfection...

spook

*gives spook a "there, there" pat on shoulder" How long have you been lurking, love? It's been awhile since we've been in threads together.

Hey,Fwt! , isn't it?

Y.S.

The last person who tried for ultimate perfection god his a** kicked by God and was cast into hell. I'd think the signs on the doors would be enough...

*Raises his hand.*

*The inhuman commandos file in from all the doors, surround spook, and level their weapons.*

~Target Accepted. Awaiting Firing Order.~

If you want to mock the fact that we aren't just looking for ANYONE, go ahead. Just do it outside. Leave us be. We don't go out of our ways to find all of your activities and try to include ourselves in them.

*Mystrunner waves two of the Nano-augs forward. They take spook's arms.*

Now. You may leave in peace, or in pieces. Take your pick. And we don't care about blackmail, so forget that ploy. Pages are a dime a dozen, and this isn't the only one we use...

oh i've seen most of your pages, and i'm not inetrested in blackmail. i have better things to do. anyway, you can't blow an lien/ghost to pieces!

spook

I don't suppose a spare soldier could make me a ?

Two sugars, cream and fairtrade?

Then leave.

*Waves a commando to take care of the *

You seem obsessed with harassing us. Well, I for one am sick of it. I will ask you nicely, and then file a complaint, and let the s sort it out.

Thanks: this is good !

Yankee, i missed ur post las night. how u been? u should go to regiment smeg and get back in some of the convos there. i mean, u r second in command of the regiment

spook

"You seem obsessed with harassing us. Well, I for one am sick of it. I will ask you nicely, and then file a complaint, and let the s sort it out."

joining a conevrsation on a public siteisnot harassing. haven't u ever heard of be polite and not order people about? all conversations on h2g2 are public, so that all people can join them and contribute. and i cntribute sarcasm and humour to this thread, where i have been thouroughly mistreated!

spook

Sarcasm is not welcomed when it is in a hostile manner. This is supposed to be access only to members of the XII. If there are other people here, they show enough respect not to post anything. But we would rather not have to listen to your incessant whining about not being let in.

"well, unfortunately your 9 do not have the best person in your group...ME!

well, your loss. i guess u'll never achieve ultimate perfection..."

"naah, i'll just stay around and get all the latest information about this group of twel...i mean nine"

"u only have 9 members???

how sad"


If this isn't whining, I don't know what is. And if I had left so many clues around, how come it took you nearly two months to find a way in? Watching our conversations very carefully, eh? Sorta like stalking, which, I might add, is very disturbing to me.

Final message. We wish to be left alone. Our business is not yours. We don't attempt to run Spook Corp. you do not attempt to interfere with MJXII. Right?