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Entry: Hellmans' Anachronism: an hypothesis about historical proof of future time travel - A753806
Author: a broad called Ben - U148580

Time to give this a bit of an airing I reckon ...

I really like this

I admit I had a strange reaction when you conclude that mayonaisse is an anachronism

Well done Ben. Also looks like it had an interesting ride in PR

Well, the logic seemed faultless to me at the time!

B

I'm not faulting the logic I agree with everything you say!

I can't stand Mayonaisse either... too hard to spell

- like it!

It reminded me of the floating egg test used in making alum centuries ago. Another use of eggs that defies logic. Apparently .
Waz

"Bring out the Hellman's!"

Hang on, this must be some kind of anomaly in the space/time continuum...

I'm sure i've seen this before somewhere! Maybe they just changed something in the Matrix...


spiff

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