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Robert Posted Apr 26, 2002
*decides that he doesn't want to ask EVA anything else*
*gets in the drinks for CV and Fred, and pours an 
for himself*
I'm trying to cut down on my alcohol consumption 
.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Apr 26, 2002
*puts a hand to Axe, the BARTENDER's head, to make sure a brain's still there*
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Robert Posted Apr 26, 2002
*takes a look himself*
Yep, It's still in there.
Anyway, how can I serve up 
if I'm drunk?
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Apr 26, 2002
Well, i think you're psycho, but that's my opinion. PGGB, please. Need to unwind after an op...
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Fred Smith Posted Apr 26, 2002
Thankyou very much Axe. 
We have Sober-all here. How can drinking do you any harm?
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 6, 2002
Oh, this stuff is great. 1/2 soberall, 1/2 PGGB, and there is NO effect! It neutralizes teh effect of alcohol, so you can drink all you want and be sober when you need it... Come on, just one 
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 8, 2002
You're crazy, but I'll leave you alone. All that speaking in tounges is really getting to me... *drinks the nearest *
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 9, 2002
>>>*Starts muttering willpower phrases*
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Fred Smith Posted May 10, 2002
*Has another few s* They make the conversations around here seem a little more coherant.
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Robert Posted May 10, 2002
*drinks some , after analysing it to make sure that it isn't spiked*
Do they? Must be one of the E-additives that they've started putting into them.
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 10, 2002
They never got my private stash, apparently. Nothing around here makes much sense. *a hippopotamus wearing an aqua bikini floats by in the artificial gravity* LIKE THAT!
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Fred Smith Posted May 12, 2002
*Gets out a Hippoptamus Prod and gently moves the hippo into one of the airlocks.* I think one of the Maintanaince Dwarfs bought it a while ago. You really are too soft on them CV.
*Takes some wild hallucinagenic drug to make things seem more normal.*
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Robert Posted May 12, 2002
*wonders when everyone's gonna realise that taking drugs is bad*
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted May 13, 2002
*grabs a gas-gun injector of whatever Fred's having. Suddenly the entire hotel makes obvious sense*
*his anti-poision injector alarm goes off, giving him the antidote and returning him to confusion*
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- 21: Robert (Apr 26, 2002)
- 22: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Apr 26, 2002)
- 23: Robert (Apr 26, 2002)
- 24: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Apr 26, 2002)
- 25: Fred Smith (Apr 26, 2002)
- 26: Robert (Apr 27, 2002)
- 27: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 6, 2002)
- 28: Robert (May 6, 2002)
- 29: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 8, 2002)
- 30: Fred Smith (May 8, 2002)
- 31: Robert (May 8, 2002)
- 32: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 9, 2002)
- 33: Robert (May 10, 2002)
- 34: Fred Smith (May 10, 2002)
- 35: Robert (May 10, 2002)
- 36: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 10, 2002)
- 37: Robert (May 12, 2002)
- 38: Fred Smith (May 12, 2002)
- 39: Robert (May 12, 2002)
- 40: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (May 13, 2002)
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