h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Apply for positions here! Currently Avaliable as of Dec2 01: Security guard, Restaurant Manager, Front Desk Guy, Landing Supervisor, and 5 Security Pilots.

~Yowuzupman teleports in~

Hmm, I don't see anybody.....I'm sure someone will show up sooner or later

Personal Teleport. Those are nifty. So, you are interested in a position here? If so what> If not, then visit one of our other forums.

Hello! Don't I remember you from the cantina? Yeah, the huge corvette, right? Anyway, you know our positions. You may apply for anything. We're new here.

*a drink robot, noticing his vodka flask, hands him a complimentary bottle of good Russian vodka , proving that something is going right around here*

well, I'd like to apply for the landing supervisor position

~breaths deeply~
ahhh gotta love that new station smell!

Qualifications? Anyway, as the currently only applicant you have been accepted, for now. Until then, you should work on a resume in case anyone else wants to be landing supervisor. You kinda have double duty as dockmaster and supervisor, cuz we're still not established as a corporation yet. So you rent out slips and land spaceships. Thanks for joining us. There's a free shuttle back to the cantina down the hall.

BTW, sweet ship. I also found your office to be, err, interesting. Secure enough, don't you think?

Thats the way I like it my friend, if it's not secure then how do I know that no one has been sabotauging my equipment?

Fair enough. I think you noticed that the hotel isn't overly secure. We have some systems hidden, but they're standby systems. You have my permission, however, to upgrade the traffic control center and your local private office adjoining it, as I know enough of your past to understand that you may be quite the adjunct to our anemic security forces.

And you need not worry about my office. The security there is airtight.

Right, I'll get to it, can you direct me to my abode?

Just lift up the gate in the counter *indicates large seam in front desk* go back through the door, take the first left, then the second right is your door. And one more thing. *takes Yo's hand and places it on a scanner, and then types some code into it* There's a handprint scanner on the outer office door (that's the first left) and so that'll get you through that. There's also a scanner on your office door. I'm sure you'll want to upgrade that right away.

Hi venom,
I'd like to be a Restaurant Manager (as long as I get free ). I have all of the qualifications that I could possibly need (i'm an from a distant in a parrallel universe).

Do I get my own office as well (without anti-ACF security)?

So what positions still need to be filled?
Can I apply for Security Pilot?
What kind of application do I need to put in?
Well if it helps I spend most of my time with my feet firmly off the ground.
Katianna

Axe, I'm sorry, as you are currently tied up to a chair in the puppy pokey, you don't qualify. If you ever escape, you can do so, but NO POISION and NO FRIENDS OVER. I'll have a doggy screen over the door for every pup but you. Notpanicingyet: That was your application. As there is nobody else applying, you'll probably get the job. However, I may need to take you on a flight test. Also, who's better cats or dogs? *leads notpanicking down to the hanger at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F80917?thread=160191&latest=1*

I had to untie myself. Red Dog told me to leave because were getting out of hand and I'm under the age of consent .

Therefore, can you direct me to the nearest security computer so I can get registered?

Oh yeah, and due to an unfortunate accident in the bar, which involved me going through the floor (you should get that seen to), I seem to have an office as well, which you can reach by shadowing over to the Bar Manager's thread.

I don't shadow. That's Clipboard's (tm). I just have a personal teleport. Alright I guess you can stay, but as I said, NO FREINDS OVER!

An update, as of Jan 10, 2002 the following positions have been taken:
Restaurant Manager
Traffic Controller/Dockmaster/Landing Supervisor
1 Security Pilot

Remaining, I think:
Security Guard
4 Security Pilots

OK, I know. Anyway, I wouldn't want any of my friends to be submitted to the terriable pain of your Anti-ACF armour.