h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO ACCESS MY JOURNAL .
WHY CAN'T I????????????????????????????????/

It's not enough to WANT a lemon, you have to EARN it.

Two lemons went in to a pub.
The barman says'I want a lemon'
'You will have to earn us' they reply.

I've been waiting my whole life for a LEMON to earn ME.

That's the problem.
The lemon is a tricky beast to capture, especially between
your teeth, and must therefore be caught with a clever trap.
I find a copy of a TV guide works well. (prompting the saying
"Don't sit there like a lemon") I feel sorry for the people
who have to make lemon drinks...

You go boy!!!!!!! Or is it girl?
Ever thought of changing your screen name?
As long as we are on the subject of lemons, how do you make that damn fish?
Oh and personally, I prefer lime.

(Stupid thing. Lost me for about a week and a half.)

Limes are very, very, (allright, one more) VERY evil.
Don't even think about capturing one as a cuddly pet.
Even if, like me, your friends point to the lime and say
stuff like "Aww, it's all sweet!" They, like lemons
are NOT. Limes can attack you in the middle of the night,
when you least expect it.

BTW, I Like being a number. It's funny.
You were right first time.

And then it changes to a name and a number.