h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here, take 2 asprin, and call a doctor next week if your brain is still hurting from thinking. Just don't think about thinking, as it can be quite dangerous. Thinking requires more blood in the brain, therefor your brain swells and hence your headache. So stop thinking about thinking, and think about not thinking. It's easy. Anyway, I hope your head gets better

Also it is bet you write down on another piece of paper about where you put the other one, just in case you forget where it is, and therefore can't refer to it, and then you start reading threads you don't want to read anymore. Oh, and if you are really bad, I suggest another piece of paper.

Oh no, here we go with logic again. Where are the aspirin?
And sides, I forgot to buy paper, so that really doesn't work.

This Java stuff is quite nice, isn't it? I founf somewhere helpful recently but can't tell you where it was. meanwhile, a little box appears every time someone goes to my page. I wonder if it's useful or annoying?

Well, you could use a text editor on your computer, but that would require thinking, and as researchers we need all our thoughts on researching and not trying to fiddle around with text editiors.

I am having too much trouble keeping track of my thoughts, and then, if I get them, my brain hurts from thinking too much and they get away again. Look, there goes one now... Oi, come back ere.....

Ahem one of yours