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Post 41

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Oi! Get back here now!

How bout a nice new job with a desk with windows? You could be Minister for the Environment and tell your boss, who will now be your underling, where he can stick his team building tactics!!


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Post 42

Genie

Excellent choice about the island, now I have two fantastic options for you!


One is a beautiful island in the indian ocean which is currently only inhabited by furry creatures who like to dance alot, a zebra, lion, hippo, giraffe and very unusually some penguins.. All of whom I'm sure would welcome you as their dictactor....

The other one is more of a prehistoric theme to it, unspoiled land and animals that live no-where else in the universe.... Apart from the odd broken 50ft electric fence and unexplained giant footprint its quite beautiful!


Any good for you?


smiley - evilgrin


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Post 43

chromecoveredclone

wow the sympathy vote worked!

i'll have island number 1 please.

i like to move, it you know... and overthrowing the king lemur can't be that hard. all's i gotta do is get the penguins on my side...


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Post 44

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Did somebody call for a Master penguin trainer?


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Post 45

chromecoveredclone

smiley - biggrin

yes Deaks, you can train them for me, please.

*wonders how i can get some people imported to tax and oppress...*


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Post 46

chromecoveredclone

stu, so where's this code?!


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Post 47

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

smiley - doh the pretending to walk out didn't work. *walks out*


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Post 48

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

I offered you a new job with a new desk and everyfink! Bad Ferret!


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Post 49

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

Job?! thats almost swearing at me smiley - cry


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Post 50

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

But you get to be the boss so you can play pooters all day and tell everyone else what to do an' everyfing!

OK what's it gonna take for your support? Or are you just here to spy for the EA?


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Post 51

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

I need time to think smiley - yikes, I don't think... I mean drink smiley - ale


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Post 52

chromecoveredclone

BF you should join the Lemming party...

but join this one anyway!

smiley - biggrin


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Post 53

Badger

didany one say drink? smiley - alesmiley - redwinesmiley - stiffdrink
smiley - cheers


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Post 54

spitfire1313

ahem - any Friday corruption going?


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Post 55

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Not too up on the curruption business Spit, but I can offer smiley - redwine! And lots of it...................smiley - biggrin


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Post 56

spitfire1313

I'm cheap - but not that cheap. My vote will cost you more than a glass of vino collapso.


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Post 57

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Coupla boxes?


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Post 58

spitfire1313



getting warmer


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Post 59

Stu

Couple of boxes and a packet of fags?


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Post 60

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

Make that a carton of cheap duty free menthol fags to go with the wine!


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