h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*screws shiny brass plate to office door, gives it a final polish and stands back to admire it*


Hmm, catchy name Now what?


*goes and sits behind huge desk in big leather-bound swivel chair and turns on green-shaded desk light*

I've always wanted one of those.

Hmm, what's in the drinks cabinet?




Lx

anything you want to stock it with from the bar next door

and an

Haven't had this much to drink since DA was last about

Right, anyone got anything they need explaining, or denying?

Lx

yeah, they say im harsaahasing them but thats a ly

only wonna make sure evyone finz the rite party for the rigt booze

fist they threaten te smash me ten tehy say im the badone


anthee all try to beye me in there lizts

Well there is the fact that the viceprez/first bloke is actually a yeti.. don't want fortean times sniffing about if we can help it!

Or Mulder.....

Hmmm, Badger Harrassment, let me see....

*reaches in filing cabinet marked B*

I thought so, this has similarities to the Birmingham Badger Baiting outbreak of 1946...

So, Badger, how long has this been going on? Do your harassers use a long pole to poke you with?


Lx

Psst badgers from the opposition, stirring up trouble

Now..about that yeti cover up..

Aaah, the old Badger Infiltration Scam

Yeti? Covered with what?


Lx

Isaid in an earlier post that Ged, my viceprez/first bloke is a yeti..we could do with a cover up on that so we don't have fortean times sniffing about n trying to capture him again

Ah, I see

Some sort of disguise perhaps? surgery? Or we could make 'Equal Rights for Yetis' an election issue?

Or, failing that, just deny the whole thing

Lx

Equal rights and a spot of denial sounds good..you're not doing surgery on my toyboy

Sent a text to DA ..she doesn't remember me! Sandra who she said

Keep prodding, i'm sure she'll remember you. Or you could call her an Old Cow

Lx

s'ok she remembered with no further prodding

That's good, i'll drop her a text too, and see how she's doing.

Might give her a prod too, just for fun

Lx

do i sense a wee crush?

Wee crush? is that like orange crush, but with different ingredients?


Lx

Could be if you drink in the dead mans

you know what i meant

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