h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay... Lylax learned English in Evadia, and Evadians frankly don't give a F**k about things like that. They think with their swords, not their authors.

*Wraith punches the first undead with his ring of power back through the door* HURRY UP WITH THE ESCAPE ROOT LYLAX!

*Begins yelling Elven obsceneties at the door*
Wraith! We have to go down! Head for the catacombs!
*Begins hacking through the undead...*

* starts slashing and punching through the undead* To the catacombs.

*Finds a door*
Wraith!!! Get over here!
*Prepares to seal the door*

*Jumps through the door and helps seal it shut*
That was a close one but then again you wouldent know would you.
Politely ofcourse.

What's that supposed to mean?
*looks around*
This gets worse by the minute...
...
Okay, How do we destroy the undead without having to slay every last one of them?

Try the amulet.

No good, it's purely defensive.
There must be a... what's the word... 'Necromancer' somewhere around here... maybe Valnar himself is binding them together... C'mon Wraith! You're a human! Where would you hide the necromancer!?

In the safest possible place. Behind the skelatons?

*Begins screaming Elven curses again. Slams his hand against a panel, which moves slightly*
Wraith, look! Another passage! Give it a knock with your ring!

Incidentally, Have you given Galen your Mission Report yet? Galen put mine on the homepage...

*gives the door a punch and it creaks open*
Gotcha

How do i do that and what mission are you talking about?

After you Lylax.

*A dark figure steps out of the gloom. A warrior centuries old. Its armour rotting off its bleached bones. Valnar.*
Gah! Kill it! KILL IT!!!
*Dives into the fray*

Remember your SWAT Team mission? It probably ain't important now... but you should check the 'Sheep Revolt', I think he'd like to hear from you again...

DIEEEEE! *charges in fist first*

*Valnar raises his sword to Parry Wraith's blow. There is an explosion of magical energy and Wraith is knocked to the floor. Valnar follows, crumbling to dust as his head is severed from his shoulders...*
Humans, can't you do anything right?
*Helps Wraith up*
Ready to go home? You want that sword?
*points to the Biting Blade grasped in Valnar's vanishing hand*

*picks up the sword*
We can do some things right. Do we have to go home?

I'd like to take this amulet back to Kirinal, but I'll return as soon as I can... we still have to get out of here, though... We can't go backwards...

Forwards!

Well obviously...
*The room beyond is brightly lit. There are four lamps hanging from the celing. The first and third are white, but the second is red, and the fourth is broken...
There are 16 tiles on the floor in a 4x4 pattern. The pattern is shown below:
[ ENTRANCE ]
[White][Red][Black][Missing]
[Missing][Red][White][Black]
[Black][White][Missing][Red]
[White][Black][Red][Missing]
[ EXIT ]*
This could be interesting...

do we just have to guess?