h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A mist comes out of the river, encircleing the hero´s I nicked this from the Sillmarileon

[Ribald] Yow! What's goin' on??

didnt we utht to have more people in the party?

?

[E-zara*k] Yes, I remämber thäre were ä few others äbout but in this fog...

a pity that. where have they go to?

[E-zara*k] I think it is "Where will we go to näxt?" !!! Ribäld, old fällow, which wäy to Seelie?

[Ribald] Er ... this way!

[He runs off, followed by the others, straight into a band of orcs. The band of orcs shortly becomes dead.]

*E-zara*k looks among the remains of the Orcs*

Look! This seems to be ä greät mägic! The Äxe I holde here is something I häve näver seen before in my life! Do say, thäre must be something mystirious äbout this Bänd of Orcs... I wonder what their Ärand might häve been???

[Ribald] I have no idea!!

shall we join with the other party - not enough people left here

[Ribald] Naw, three's enough -- I just wish we had some magic on our side. Now let's see what these orcs had in their loot...

Lembas!

no really - its better with more

[Ribald rummages through one of them and then suddenly freezes, as if bitten by something there. He slowly pulls his hand out; he his holding a greenish crystal with a red mark on the side]

[Ribald] Do you guys know what this is?? Magicite! We can summon a late Esper with this!

[E-azra*k] How läte will the Espär häve to be? Läte as in the läte...

[Ribald] Er ... it's magicite, so it's probably quite dead.

{Stop calling me "it," buster!}

[Ribald] Huh?? [looks around]

{I'm the Magicite in your hand ... My name is Levithan. I cast Tsunami.}

[Ribald] Cool!

{But only if I find you worthy of my power.}

[The Magicite glows and a sort of smoke comes out of it. It forms into a twenty-foot sea-serpent who looks as though he isn't letting either the absence of water or his own death hinder him.]

[Levithan] Are you worthy? Let us find out!

[Ribald] LET'S GET RRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLE!

[E-zara*k]Gät Räddy to Räääääämble... I think I will gät räddy to duck!

[Ribald] It's always me, isn't it?? !!

[Ribald attacks Levithan with a roundabout slice on his sword. Levithan washes Ribald away. Ribald utters several words which would vaporize the skulls of any moderators present, and then gets ready to attack again.]

[Ribald] !!

*E-zara*k wooshes around his Pony. The dragon lifts his head and casts a devastating blow at the foes - E-zara*k casts a throw with a dwarf toast...*


[E-zara*k]Well, I´ll show you.

*The dwarf bread ricochets back at E-zara*k and he ducks*

[E-zara*k]See what I meen?