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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted May 2, 2001
yeah yeah
*doeth it. i mean does it*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 2, 2001
[Ribald crosses the river, along with the other party members. He then pulls the rope across the river, dragging Mustafawick through it]
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 3, 2001
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY PONY? HUH? AND WHO LEFT THE ROPE THAT FAR APART? E-zara*k wont be able to cross that!!!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 3, 2001
[Ribald cuts the tree down. It now forms an effective bridge for crossing either way]
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 4, 2001
[E-zara*k] Ah, T-kära*k, come on, we cän cross the bridge with the others...[Moderared]
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted May 4, 2001
exthplain to me why it ith that i had to croth that river?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 4, 2001
[Ribald] Becauth you're a thtupid henthman with a lithp.
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 7, 2001
[E-zara*k]No! Because thäre is a flipping gräet host of ORCS up thäre! And we of the Naugrim wouldn´t mind if you could hälp us in a little fighting!
*E-zara*k gets out his äxe and starts looking for an ideal spot for fighting*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 8, 2001
[The orcs, seeing this ridiculous band of Good Guys, decide that the fight will be an easy one and jump down at our heroes]
[Ribald] LET'S GET RREADY TO RRRRRRRRUMBLE!
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 8, 2001
[EaEzära*k hides] T-kärak rushes into the battle, taking the left wing of the Orcs. E-zara*k rushes like a bezerk (?) to the other side, shouting unintelligable stuff to his Donkey. The Donkey seems to be loughing...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 8, 2001
[It's "berserk". And "laughing".]
[The orcs -- about fifteen of them -- reasses their opinion of the heroes. And then they turn tail and flee.]
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted May 9, 2001
*mustafawick puts down his huge mallet in disgust*
I wath looking forward to having a go with that. it cotht me 200 gold pietheth no leth.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 9, 2001
[Ribald] [snort of bemusement] Knowing orcs, we'll have to face a hundred of 'em next after that last group. But that means more hackin' an' slayin'!
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 9, 2001
[E-zara*k]Whäre are thee blimming Orcies? I woz just äbout to get to some äction!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 9, 2001
[Ribald] About twenty-feet thataway. [points behind the party] I'd say there's about a hundred of 'em.
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Researcher 168814 Posted May 10, 2001
[E-zara*k] Änd whäre in Osse´s näme cän we hide???
*Guessing the answer is no mounts T-kära*k and looks for the way out*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 10, 2001
[Ribald] How about we run? [to self] God, why couldn't we have brought a wizard??
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