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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 2, 2003
Thankyou The same fate awaits anyone that says it again
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
IT
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 2, 2003
Do not try to be funny or I will boil you in oil
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
as long as you put me wiv some onionionisss and sum seasoning i should taste nice no matter what you boil me in
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 2, 2003
*takes out crossbow and puts a bolt into the notch*
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
*grins manically and pulls out a large sheild from his hat. Hides behind big sheild and uses it to run away grinnin like a gobblin*
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 2, 2003
You obviously dont know crossbows. They have ranges of upto 100 feet and at this range I could put a bolt through that sheild and you easily
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
Yeh but i dont beleive in crossbows 
An you've only got one shot
*Pads the inside of the sheild with thick wadding*
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 2, 2003
You think I wont hit you? ANd padding isn't going to help. Do you want to push your luck?
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
Id rather push some cakes and guinness into my mouth but if u insist
*Dives behind nearest brick wall and plus out hochland long rifle
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
That it is
*Aims through a small nook in the wall and blasts through the wall*
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The Rogue aka Phoniex Posted Dec 2, 2003
*shoots the bolt through the mottled mortar and shoots Asmodai in the head*
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
*grins more manically and throws large two handed axe at phoniex, cutting him clean into*
*Dies a bit*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Dec 2, 2003
Question. Is there any point in asking you to stop spamming?
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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Dec 2, 2003
Yes
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Dec 3, 2003
Psst, Phoniex is a girl.
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- 1861: Crunchy Frog (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1862: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1863: Crunchy Frog (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1864: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1865: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1866: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1867: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1868: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1869: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1870: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1871: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1872: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1873: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1874: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1875: The Rogue aka Phoniex (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1876: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1877: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1878: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Dec 2, 2003)
- 1879: Dizzy H. Muffin (Dec 3, 2003)
- 1880: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Dec 3, 2003)
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