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Post 1841

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Ow!

what did I do!


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Post 1842

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Gross overuse of the word INDEED, you have been punished in accordance with the Word Protection Act 1985, Part B.


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Post 1843

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

what!

I never knew of that law!

I'm innocent!


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Post 1844

Crunchy Frog

indeed..

(first offense yr honor,therefore exempt under subsecton 2, paragraph 5)


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Post 1845

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

First offence?

what about that village I burnt to the ground before taking their treasure, lives and good looking women!


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Post 1846

Aries (ACE + Badger)

*pulls out bag of torture weapons and a file of official looking documents*

Hmm let me see


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Post 1847

Dizzy H. Muffin

[eyes the torture devices] Might I suggest the brainscrew?


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Post 1848

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

if you think you can find it, squire!


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Post 1849

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Indeed.


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Post 1850

The Rogue aka Phoniex

*takes out a cross bow*


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Post 1851

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - yikes


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Post 1852

Crunchy Frog

*takes out smiley - popcorn*


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Post 1853

The Rogue aka Phoniex

*takes and apple and throughs it into the air and shoot a bolt through it* One more indeed of ANYBODY will have that done with their head!


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Post 1854

Dizzy H. Muffin

... But /you/ just said it.


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Post 1855

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

*Readies broadsword and flaming torch*

HEREITIC!


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Post 1856

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Indeed.


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Post 1857

Crunchy Frog

ooo.. shes going to throw your head in the air and shoot itsmiley - biggrin


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Post 1858

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Spooky Doom!


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Post 1859

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

Indeed!


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Post 1860

The Rogue aka Phoniex

I keep my promises *grabs Ralph's head and tosses it in the air, with the body still attached and shoot him with the crossbow*


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