h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you!

What do you think of Kefka?

froodness!

You know, he secretly wants to conquer the world, but he's much too incompetent.

What's happening? Things at Valnar are getting slow... anyone want to join?

[YK] No.

[Darth Corrigible] No.

[Darth Brooks] No.

[Darth Sipid] No.

[YQ] No.

[YC] No.

[Ultros] No.

[Link] No.

[Zelda] No.

[Seymour from FF10] No.

[Gilgamesh] No.

[Ultros] No.

[Starman Jones] No.

[Nerfal] No.

[Squall] No.

[Mega Man] No.

[Roll] No.

[Mega Man X] No.

[Zero] No.

[Bass] No.

[Sigma] No.

[Dr. Wily] No.

[Guts Man] No.

[Ultros] No.

[Ash] No.

[Misty] No.

[Brock] No.

[Lt. Surge] No.

[Sabrina] No.

[Mewtwo] No.

[Mew] Mew. [Subtitle: "No."]

[Ultros] No.

[Mido] No.

[Know-It-All Brother 1] No.

[KIA Brother 2] No.

[KIA Brother 3] No.

[Generic Female Kokiri] No.

[Macc Maverick] No.

[SpoonyBard] No.

[CATS] No.

[Mr. T] No.

[Mackenzie] No.

[Ultros] Yes. Uh -- what I mean is, no.

Ti-Nal! How many are there in your group!?

[YK] A metric "whole zarking lot."

[Protoman] I would've been there, but I didn't have time to whistle and teleport in.

Feth...

And just one monor point, If a Summoner has a horn on their head (as does Eiko and Garnet (though hers was chopped off) in FFIX), doesn't htta mean that Espers should be Eidolons?
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Personally, I think Eidolons sounds WAY Better...
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Hey Kramer, you ever start any adventures?

Sorry, Minor point, not Monor point.

You also said "htta" instead of "that".

A) The Summons in FF5 also have horns, and they summon Espers.
B) The things Summoners summon in this aren't Espers.
C) Espers are their own species, and you don't have to Summon dead ones for them to be helpful.
D) This isn't Final Fantasy.

*random *

i think a dragon would be a lot more impressive

Tell me how I can get the description of "normal" Dragons to be more impressibe.

I think you're confusing "normal" Dragons and mini-dragons.

Normal = 60ft long, scaley, breathes fire, killes everyone except one dumb-ass knight with a short sword... the usual.

OR
Ultimate Character Riddle: What do you get if you cross a Dragon with an Eidolon?
Answer= Bahamut!

Or a big mess?

Or both.

Or "all of the above" which amounts to the same thing but saves rewriting the dialogue.

Bebbies!