h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm so glad it's the end of the week
Such a good time to play hide and seek

So where shall I hide?

I'm so glad it's the end of the week.

Such a good time to play hide and seek.

So where shall I hide

(Since she'll soon be my bride) ?

I'm so glad it's the end of the week.

Such a good time to play hide and seek.

So where shall I hide

(Since she'll soon be my bride) ?

Somewhere where no one will peek!



I know, let's go into the shed!

I know, let's go into the shed

And make up a ramshackle bed.

I know, let's go into the shed
And make up a ramshackle bed.
With a blanket of leaves

I know, let's go into the shed

And make up a ramshackle bed

With a blanket of leaves.

But first roll up your sleeves.

I know, let's go into the shed

And make up a ramshackle bed

With a blanket of leaves.

But first roll up your sleeves.

And do mind you don't bump your head.



Ouch! I said to look out for that beam!

Ouch! I said to look out for that beam!
You'll find things are not as they seem

Ouch! I said to look out for that beam!
You'll find things are not as they seem


What looks like a rag

Ouch! I said to look out for that beam!

You'll find things are not as they seem.

What looks like a rag

(mind the pole) is a flag.

Ouch! I said to look out for that beam!

You'll find things are not as they seem.

What looks like a rag

(mind the pole) is a flag.

hit the pole and now I lay here and dream.



Won't someone please help me up?

Won't someone please help me up?

At least please bring me a cup

Won't someone please help me up?
At least please bring me a cup
Full of G without T

Won't someone please help me up?
Or at least please bring me a cup
Full of G without T
( I can't bear 'sugar-free' )

Won't someone please help me up?

Or at least please bring me a cup

Full of G without T

( I can't bear 'sugar-free' ).

I can send you kegged booze with my pup.
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The party was going so well

The party was going so well
Until the disaster befell

The party was going so well

Until the disaster befell.

We ran out of beer!

(you're an early riser, Polly, or a night owl!)

The party was going so well
Until the disaster befell.
We ran out of beer!
So we ended up here

I think twinarchybald or whoever intended all you really serious limerickers to see this

What d'you make of that Mister Hair?


He forgot where he was for a minute and joined a hoi polloi thread.

I do apologise most sincerely for interrupting you all here, but twinatchy was so tearfully looking to see where all his old friends were that I thought you might help him (perhaps he still uses his real name here, so you will all welcome the stray lamb home)

To show I have no hard feelings

Here is your verse to continue the thread (something which the ill-mannered TA will not do over in the real world)

The party was going so well
Until the disaster befell.
We ran out of beer!
So we ended up here

Where we're going, no-one can tell

[TA's first line above to amuse you all]

What d'you make of that Mister Hair?
On this board,let's just not go there