h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(giggling here, adjacent, at your first version. I immediately thought of the "Lady who lived in Japan" limerick1)

When starting to write a new verse
It's hard to say what thing is worse:

When starting to write a new verse
It's hard to say what thing is worse:
The strain on your brain

When starting to write a new verse
It's hard to say what thing is worse:
The strain on your brain
Or the terrible pain

When staring to write a new verse
It's hard to say what thing is worse
The strain on your brain
Or the terrible pain
when you're cursed with a verse that's perverse



As you get to the very last line

As you get to the very last line
And everything seems to be fine

As you get to the very last line
And everything seems to be fine
You stop short with a cry

As you get to the very last line
And everything seems to be fine
You stop short with a cry

wipe a tear from your eye

As you get to the very last line
And everything seems to be fine
You stop short with a cry
wipe a tear from your eye
and pour one more glass of red wine.


When riding your bike on the sands

When riding your bike on the sands
Don't be tempted to try it "no hands"

Afternoon Jane

When riding your bike on the sands
Don't be tempted to try it "no hands"

You'll slip off the saddle

Afternoon Thutmose3 (would do a smiley but don't know how on this board - how about a quick lesson?)

When riding your bike on the sands
Don't be tempted to try it "no hands"
You'll slip off the saddle
And with legs all astraddle

Would love to give you a lesson (fnurk!) but this link will have to do....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/Smiley

When riding your bike on the sands
Don't be tempted to try it "no hands"
You'll slip off the saddle
And with legs all astraddle

You'll surely damage your prostate gland

I see the leopard's got out again

I see the leopard's got out again
Who was it who spotted him then?

I see the leopard's got out again
Who was it who spotted him then?
And where was he seen?

I see the leopard's got out again
Who was it who spotted him then?
And where was he seen?
On the village green?

I see the leopard's got out again
Who was it who spotted him then?
And where was he seen?
On the village green?
Naah..being chased through the woods by two men.

Said leopard caused a bit of a fuss

Said leopard caused a bit of a fuss

Why is that? He is just a big puss

Hi Thutmose. Thank you so much for the invitation to join you all here. Must check to see if Rick and NIG are on board yet.

So, in the spirit of friendship, love, and brotherhood, I will now add to the last few lines.~~~~~

Said leopard caused a bit of a fuss.

Why is that? He is just a big puss

With huge spotty paws.

Said leopard caused a bit of a fuss.
Why is that? He is just a big puss
With huge spotty paws
And very sharp claws

Said leopard caused a bit of a fuss.
Why is that? He is just a big puss
With huge spotty paws
And very sharp claws
Though he is rather inclined to cuss


A tiger hunter out on a shoot