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Post 81

jane c

They've got ostriches down on the farm
As the villagers heard with alarm
But heads in the sand
They did what they'd planned


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Post 82

Polly and Pixie

They've got ostriches down on the farm
(So the villagers heard with alarm).
But heads in the sand
They did what they'd planned~
And all at the fete remained calm.

smiley - tongueoutsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - tongueout


Claude~sitting in his pram one day,


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Post 83

waiting4atickle

Claude~sitting in his pram one day,
Espied a cat, wanted to play


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Post 84

jane c

Claude~sitting in his pram one day,
Espied a cat, wanted to play
He threw him his dummy


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Post 85

waiting4atickle

Claude~sitting in his pram one day,
Espied a cat, wanted to play
He threw him his dummy
But got much too chummy


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Post 86

Thutmose3

What a relief, to be back to one lim


Claude~sitting in his pram one day,
Espied a cat, wanted to play
He threw him his dummy
But got much too chummy
Amd ended up as pussy's buffet


An old hippy biker called Thut


smiley - artistsmiley - biker


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Post 87

Folderol

An old hippy biker called Thut

Found his front wheel had got in a rut


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Post 88

jane c

An old hippy biker called Thut (are you???? smiley - winkeye )
Found his front wheel had got in a rut
He cursed and he swore


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Post 89

Thutmose3

Janec: yup, 's me

An old hippy biker called Thut
Found his front wheel had got in a rut
He cursed and he swore


With a vocab. hardcore


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Post 90

jane c

An old hippy biker called Thut
Found his front wheel had got in a rut
He cursed and he swore
With a vocab. harcore
But soon wished he'd kept his mouth shut

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Because....

Overheard by a beautiful maiden


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Post 91

Thutmose3

Overheard by a beautiful maiden
Who found the whole thing so degradin'



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Post 92

Folderol

Because....


Overheard by a beautiful maiden
Who found the whole thing so degradin'

That she put in ear plugs


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Post 93

waiting4atickle

Overheard by a beautiful maiden
Who found the whole thing so degradin'
That she put in ear plugs
Said "I don't go near drugs"


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Post 94

Thutmose3

Overheard by a beautiful maiden
Who found the whole thing so degradin'
That she put in ear plugs
Said "I don't go near drugs.
Or at least, I'd need some persuadin'"


This traffic's backed up round the block


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Post 95

waiting4atickle

You may need to do this with a calypso lilt
(and do you mind if I add a syllable to the first line, Thut?)

This traffic's backed up around the block
There'll be rivers of blood, warned Enoch


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Post 96

Thutmose3

<<(and do you mind if I add a syllable to the first line, Thut?)>>
Be my guest W....

This traffic's backed up around the block
There'll be rivers of blood, warned Enoch

If that berk in the Porsche


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Post 97

Bothenhampton

This traffic's backed up around the block
There'll be rivers of blood, warned Enoch
If that berk in the Porsche

Would only drink up his borsch


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Post 98

jane c

The traffic's backed up around the block
There'll be rivers of blood, warned Enoch
If that berk in the Porsche
Would only drink up his borsch
This snarl-up might finally unlock


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Post 99

jane c

Oh, sorry, forgot to start another one smiley - sadface


I'm so glad it's the end of the week


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Post 100

waiting4atickle

I'm so glad it's the end of the week
Such a good time to play hide and seek


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