h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*goes back to playing video games*

*wonders about the things we could do if we could communicate without telepathy...*

*as game flashes lights rapidly, Shagrath has an apoleptic seizure and falls onto the floor*

*remembers that he's not photosensitive*

*gets up from the floor, brushes imaginary dust off of his jeans, turns off TV*

*grabs a copy of *

*decides he should probably get off the computer...*

*Wakes up once more. This time takes a few moments to clear his head before coming to grips with reality. Looks around and is slightly hurt to find nobody seemed to care about his unconcious condition. Stalks out of thread to get Jasm the Sheep for company.*

*Walks back in with Jasm in tow. Moves to dark, secluded corner of the room and strokes Jasm's wool while casting suspicious glances at fellow Hitchhikers.*

*wakes up, raises her head from the table, looks at her copy of , sees the print is smeared, and realises she must have ink traces on her face*

*goes to wash her face*

*Peeks arond corner, almost bumping into Lady P.*
*Smiles at her *

*notices vomit-covered TV and decides to read instead*

*smiles back at Spiffy and shrugs in apology for her clumsiness*

*returns to her corner, doing a big circle around the TV, and reads the parts of the post where the print isn't smeared*

*Ponders how to tell Lady P. she's still got some ink on her cheek*

*Tilts head and stares at it intently - it seems to be part of a picture*

*notices stare and returns a confused quizzical look*

*Smiles apologetically and blushes a bit*
*Points at Lady P.'s cheek and then at *

*frowns*

*leaves for a minute, comes back with a very small mirror*
*offers mirror to Lady P.*

*checks mirror and understands what Spiffy was looking about, smiles gratefully and goes to wash her face again*

*returns, this time ink-free, and gives Spiffy back her mirror*

*smiles gratefully and winces as she sees how red Lady P.'s cheek is from the scrubbing*
*decides Lady P. looked less innocent with her many-colored cheek*

*finds pretty picture in and lies down with her cheek on it*
*wonders how long it will take to hold*

Nephew Who comes falling down from the ceiling again, attaching a notice board on his way down.
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