h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Is puzzled at Hoon's sudden need to drink slowly*

*Drinks the remainder of her own and reaches for another*

Lifts eyebrows impossibly high, not having seen Hoon in ages

Grins

*offers and a *

from Hoon for H, accepts both and gratefully. Waves to ACE, who seems to be swaying a bit, and sits down.

*Waves back at Hoon, in hand, spilling some down her top*

*Mops up spillage with hankie then leans back in chair after refilling *

Hoon slyly leers at ACE who now is sporting wet t-shirt. Suddenly notices all other men in place doing the same!

*Unsportingly puts on a jumper, but then gets too hot so takes it off again*

Room is filled with sighs of disappointment, follows by gasps of excitement!

Gestures towards pile of wood, next to conveniently recently cleaned open fire place....

Holds up bag of marshmallows, packet of firelighters, and winks at her neighbour............

Sporting silly grin after drinking too much

Casts initmate glances at nearby attractive males.

*Casually wonders at why t-shirt is so intrusting, shrugs and continues to drink ale*

*Wonders if the fire needs lighting*

*expresses some curiosity at her inability to spell 'interesting'*

Lights fire!

Room suddenly starts to resemble the Halls of Valhallah,
But with marshmallows rather than pigs on spits......

Cracks open another beer, and shakes more of the cherry blossom from her hair......

Smiles beautifically,

Gestures towards front page of The News Of The World.....

Points to headline, shrugs, frowns, displays both palms....


Opens another beer.

Too to make coherent gestures, let alone conversation. Slumps in chair.

Draws breath in deeply to savor wonderfull aroma of roasting marshmallows. Wonders how he can spell "interesting" to ACE without words. Decides it can be done with game of charades.

*Gets excited at the thought of toasted marshmallows, large grin appearing on face*

*Goes to get another *

*Gueses that Hoon is gesturing the letter 'I'*

gently removes bottle from teasswills unresisting fingers, shrugs at room.

Makes sure teasswill is in recovery position, and warm near the fire.

Drapes scarf over teasswill, to maintain dignity.

Starts roasting another marshmallow

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Looks approvingly at Gadarene's kindness towards Teasswills. Holds up four fingers to Ace to indicate syllables. Takes another and wonders who's paying for all of this. Thinks about chatting up Gadarene to see if he can get a marshmallow. Feels slightly guilty about this.