h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you think me would get more guests if me changed the title to Greebo's cathouse??? ~grin~

Poor Gwennie... Housework all weekend... ~grin~... me is glad that you are also attending Greebo's Party... or me would worry that you had no fun at all!!!

Fun is something I had surgically removed when I had kids (as well as half my intelect)! Not really! I love the little...*hesitates* darlings to bits - honest!

Gwennie you may not have fun, but you sure can give it.
*Androyd sinks to floor as small flickers of blue white light traverse his head....a moment passes. He stands again.*
Are you sure there's nothing I can do for you?

Greebo,you should rename this room, welcome to the Pleasure Dome !!!

Me is not sure that Gwennie would agree with you though...

It depends on what her pleasure is doesn't it? Gwennie, what's your pleasure?

Ah! My pleasures probably aren't legal...

However, you can start by emptying my vacuum cleaner, please. Remember not to touch the big, red button...

Now that is interesting... ~grin~. a large red button...

Yes, it puts the vacuum cleaner onto blow instead of suck!

Wow... you mean like a huge hair dryer???

*Points end of hose into mouth, presses red button, stomach bulges,*
Excuse me a while...
*Exits hurriedly, sound of feet running downstairs, doors slamming*

* Returns looking a great deal calmer, with much flatter stomach*
You should have said you want a blow job Gwennie, excuse me I seem to have some hairs stuck * removes couple of hairs from mouth* I got carried away there, sorry. What do you call your vacuum cleaner by the way, perhaps next time I could connect up with my groinal socket. * Caresses vacuum cleaner* ..and how are you, baby?

Unhand that vacuum cleaner you pervert! I'll have you know it's betrothed to the dish washer!

*Leans over and removes some fluff from anydroyd's ears*

What!! Asteroid Lil's dishwasher downstairs!!??? Why that clapped out old thing couldn't even shine a coaster let alone put the sparkle in the tubes of a vacuum cleaner. This little honey will soon wear out that old thing........Gwennie you keep doing this stuff to me...no-one has ever treated me so nicely before. Most people just take us old service robots for granted.. *looks across at Greebo meaningfully*...but you're so different. Please allow me to volunteer to be your personal body-droyd. I am yours to command -free of charge(though a little affection goes a long way with us robots you know) *remembers her previous command* The vacuum cleaner bag is now fully empty!!! * a brief smile flickers across his face*

Hey Androyd... don't forget about your work at the Grin... ~grin~... me thinks a light bulb has gone in the sign again...

Hey Gwennie... did you see the Light Saber display on yon wall... ~Greebo points to the said display~

See hwat I mean Gwennie, I have to go now, but just call if you need anything....and I mean ANYTHINGGreebo you're going to have to get some more cases of lightbulbs in. We're down to the last gross, and that'll barely last the week. *Exits*

What a nice androyd! Anything?????

Greebo, are androyds any good at ironing clothes, do you think?

Me is sure this one would be... ~grin~

And how about a really nice shoulder and neck massage?

*Gwennie's been spending far too much time at her 'puter*

Me is not sure that is a wise move Gwennie... ~grin~

Isn't it in androy'd programme then? Am I more likely to end up having my neck and shoulders buffed with a floor waxer?