h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, make yourself at home...

Welcome Gwennie... the room is all yours... ~grin~

*Wanders around the room, opening cupboards and testing the chairs*

Wow! Just what the doctor ordered! Thanks!

May the force be with you Jedi Gwennie... ~grin~

What's all this about 'robotic service' then Greebo?

~Greebo grins at androyd... and presses a button on the control panel beside the sofa... a 3ft tall... bullet shaped droyd bustle's in on stumpy little wheels...~

Meet G2C2...

The Droid says "Beep!"

*sticks finger in socket at rear of Droid*
Hmmm, it says it hates wheels, hates the accomodation, wants minimum wage rates and a decent voice chip. Greebo, why go for the bottom end of the market when you could have the top . Oh and by the way it doesn't like 'stumpy'. It prefers 'perfectly formed'.

~waves his lightsaber at G2C2~ Shut it droid! £3 an hour is more than enough for you. U just spend it all on can's of old and new gears!

oil not old ~hangs head in shame~ :''(

*translating for Droid*
Moo Juice clearly doesn't want service then.
*Speaking for himself*
Moo Juice, take a tip from me, if you want the best from service 'droids, even cheap ones like this, it's better to be polite....What's wrong with wanting oil anyway?

Hey G2C2 is top of the range... ~grin~

No Greebo, I'M top of the range...lovely though it is G2C2 can't walk, talk or answer back...
*Sound of beeping*
..answer back in a way most people understand. It's basically just a tin can with perfectly formed wheels. Hardly top of the range.
*Loud and long beeping from Droid*

Excuse me, please!

*Starts to dust everywhere and polishes the 'droids*

Sorry about that - Saturday is housework day!

Hey there, you can rub up against me anytime you like

Hey Gwennie... have missed you recently...~grin~

Greebo, me old fruit cat! *Huggles Greebo*

Nice to know someone misses me!

Thursdays & Fridays are my days spent in the Red Cross shop, so I tend not to get time to play on h2g2, or it's too damned slow to bother with by the time I get to play in the evenings.

Gives Androyd another spray with the polish and a good hard rub!

*Gives Droid a really hard kick which sends it spinning about of the room beeping wildly*
...and what can I do for YOU, Gwennie. I am completely at your service, programmed to please.
*eyeballs finally stop revolving with pleasure*

~G2C2 comes rolling back in the room... extends one of his manipulator's and give androyd and electric shock!!!~

BEEP!!

*Thin trickle of smoke emerges from ears*
So much fun in such a short space of time, I didn't realise that THIS was what these rooms upstairs were like. Is this what they mean by 'cathouse'?

*Points the "no smoking out of ears" sign out to Androyd and squirts some water into his ears*

Hi Greebo! Try not to drip over my carpets, please Androyd...

*Plugs the vacuum cleaner in and starts to clean the room*

I do housework on Sundays too!