h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do I make you horny??? Do I???

~Greebo wipes away the dust... in preperation for RedWillis' arrival...~

*walks through the door*
Ah, now isn't this pleasant?. A bit dusty but you must be rushed off your feet my pretty, don't worry your little paws over it. Looks shagadelic baby, make you horny does it!?.
*closes door so we are both alone*
Come on baby, I have to repay you......*dirty grin*
No baby, I couldn't, not now anyway, I need a bloody drink!.
*walks downstairs to the bar*
I'm sure this will be continued....
RedWills

~Greebo stares opened mouth at the closed door... she has never been treated in such a fasion before~

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

Is that a good hmmmm or a bad hmmmm?. If it's bad, what can I do to make it good?. As long as it's good for you I'm happy .
*seductive grin*
Yeah baby!.
RedWills

*yawns*
Ahh, I'm going to settle down now for my first night at The Cheshire Grin. My eyes are blurry and I can barely see a thing. I have my paracetemol at the ready for when I wake up and find my head feeling as if it is smashed in two, then again I'm not sure about this street so maybe it really will be smashed in..
Oh well, night all.
*turns off light*
*click*
RedWills

~Greebo creeps in and tucks in RW~... Oh he looks so sweet... with that drool coming out of his mouth like that!!!!

*wakes up and wipes drool away*
Ahh, my head!. What was I drinking last night?!.
*reaches down to the floor and picks up container with "gasoline" written on it*
Greebo, any chance of breakfast up here!?.
RedWills

~Greebo grumbles to herself~

Breakfast.... he wants breakfast!!!!

Fine baby, chill. I'll just go and grab an ice-cream from the park. Don't worry your whiskers my dear. Now if you don't mind darling, I must get dressed so if you could....*looks uneasy*..move out of the room while I pop some pants on?.

RedWills

Ohhhhhhh... don't mind me gorgous... me seen it all... ~grin~

Well, if your sure?.
*hops out of bed and gets dressed whilst feeling uneasy at Greebo's eyes locked on him*
There, that was quick

~Greebo is slightly pink~

Oh, don't be embarassed darling, after all, you said you'd seen it all before..
Anyway, do call around again and maybe you will catch me doing more than getting dressed??.
*Austin Powers laugh*

Ohhhhh... ~Greebo ponders this revelation~

Ponder away my dear but try not to think of things that are too dirty..

ME tries never to think of dirty things... ~grin~

*questioning smile*
Of course not dear......

Tis true... me just a little innocent cat you know... ~artful grin~

Oh yes, just an innocent little cat . Here, have a donut sweetie.
Enjoy it because I'm running out!.