h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well of course!
I do have certain priveliges you know...

Oh, and BTW, how on Wherever did Njan manage to talk to you from 'across the room'? If he's at one end, and you're at another, E, there's 3km between you!

you allow nothing for "special abilities"... or you didn't until i had to prove it too you...

My goodness!

You didn't even look that shocked last time..

Eomando! You are getting dirtier and dirtier!
And that is not mud on your knees!

I've lost my touch if it's only knee's being looked at..

crumbs...you're right BigC....

I'm always right!

Or left, I'm sometimes left...

Sorry, that was poor...

*hands BigC a large rophy*...

there you are, BigC. The all-time worst-ever joke by a multi-dimensional being award.

Hehe..thanks! :-0
One of the few multi-galactic awards I haven't won...

*decided NOT to post what she'd just typed for fear of what people would think of her*

*and NO YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS!!!*

What was it!!??

yes, what was it, Eornando!!

It's Eo[em]ando, not Eo[ar-en]ando..

Yes, I know, I've been wondering how long it would take for people to notice I've been using an r and an n. (that makes it... 3 months?)

Yes, well, I thought it was a mistake up till now...
*realises what's just happened*
Hey! Don't try to insult my intelegence!!

I'll be cruising to San Beta shortly, so you'll see me vanish into space from this place in the Observatory...

Bye now!

*takes the central elevator...*

*a few minuts later, 2km below where they are Eomando and Njan are standing, the Smallcy exits the Private Hangar Bay. Seen as only a tiny speck from the Observatory force-shield walls, it glides out of its resting place, flies around the 'station, and moves into position for hyperspace...after clearing the galaxy, it would create a wormhole and fly to San Beta...*
*it jumps into hyperspace, not to be seen again for a week...*

*watches the Smallcy disappear & has an odd feeling that she's on it...*

*the realises just how much she has to stare at the screen to tell the difference between Eomando & Eornando....*

My eyesight's worse than i thought...

see... you haven't noticed yet!

*The voice of the Space Station Computer is heard through the PA system of the entire 'station.*

[Attention all Space Station residence, employees and visitors. I am to announce that the owner of this vessel, Pr. C. Tonks, has left the Station for the week. He will return during the next Earth week. Until then, I am in full command of this vessel, and everyone is to comply with my instructions. Naturally, if everyone behaves in a normal fashion, no extra oders will have to be issued.]
[Thankyou. Have a nice day...]

*Several days later, a small dot is seen exiting the Hangar 3km down below. It turns round, and flies down towards the Beach...*