h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

catch me if you can!


I'm faster than any senior citizen (bet you called them "old geezers" in h5ringer's days...) hobbling after me with arthritis'ed joints.

*aims peashooter and blows*

Here Lil .... jump on the back of my guider and we'll get her.

Hang on!

I'll get me bow an arrow


*licks sucker on arrow and fires*

Oh! Sorry Mrs Jenkins

Can I have me arrow back, please?

Absolutely not! You youngsters have to learn to be mature and responsible.

...and I'm the one to teach it to you.
[picks up paddle and leaps after the duo]

Yes, Mrs Jenkins.. *sulks*


Oy! Wait for me!

When she dozes off to sleep Lil we'll tie her to the chair with our school ties.

Did ya see it?


Wham! Right between the eyes!


That sucker takes aaaaaaaaaaaages to gerroff..

She'll send for the PR police in a minute.

*sits on her Matt*


I was just thinking that meself..

Oh no I won't! Police? What you youngsters need is a good motherly walloping.

[Runs after Lil with her paddle]

*runs away from Lil without a paddle*

Couldn't you use that knicker elastic foot-cradle stuff you used to play with to tie her up?



Don't know what it's called though!

Oops! Calls waiting again. No time to play today!

MMF

German Jumps or Cats Cradle .... make your mind up.

How would I know?

I was a just a young innocent lad... Still am!

I just twanged girls' knicker elastic, never played with it...

MMF

You TWANGED?! After him, ladies! *grabs Mrs. Jenkins's paddled and chases MazinMadFiddler*

Ho Yus... and very good at it, I was too...

Until schools did away with serge knickers. It was no fun after that.

the elastic was too thin!





MMF

you need to find lady soldiers in PT kit (unless it's changed) they have those knickers, but in green.

*reminds young 'uns in the thread that at least two of the so-called- taking part in this convo for a hobby*

*jumps on space hopper and joins in whatever it is that's going on*

This thread is getting impossible to follow.