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I have a Lada car. Regrettably they are no longer imported into England. You do not see may on the road these days, they are becoming rare.

I used to love the Lada jokes, obviously I have a sense of humour. Does any one know any Lada jokes. I can only remember two

My car has a heated rear screen..... it helps to keep your hands warm when you are pushing it.
My car is a sixteen valve, eight are in the radio

Does anyone have any other jokes

I don't know whether it's true about the sense of humour, but here's two Lada jokes to add to your
repetoire:

Q: What do you call a Lada with twin exhausts?
A: A Wheelbarrow

Q: What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A: A Skip

How about the very old Lada car joke that Steve Davies used to tell in the Trick Shot Championships?

"I once had a Lada car. One day when I was driving down the motorway, one of the wind shield wipers fell off. So I went to a used cars dealer and asked:
'Can I have a wind shield wiper for a Lada car?'
*Anyone see this one coming?*
The guy replied:
'Yeah, that would be a fair trade.'"

I spoke at the Annual Lada Dinner at the Grosvenor last week ....
Rather unusual .. it said on the ticket 7.30 for 10.00 ......
and only two made it !! ... and they had greasy hands !!

I've just found this site and I'm trying to work out the connection between "how to browse the guide" and Lada's! Still, I guess a Lada's as good a way as any to get around it. Your somewhat suspect sense of humour notwithstanding: Q. How do you double the price of a Lada?
A. Fill it with petrol!

Q: What do you call a Lada car that come with a pair of trainers in the boot?

A: Sports model.