A Conversation for Don't Panic
Not prawn cocktail
plaguesville Posted Sep 24, 2000
GB,
Somerfield prawns, Sainsbury's complaints?
What have I missed? 
Not prawn cocktail
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 24, 2000
Dave Barry writes to say that an airplane ticket advertised a "Bistro Dinner". This gave you a view of a nice, romantic dinner in France, with a lovely young French couple snickering at tourists stupid enough to actually eat the escargot, and real French food, etc. The airline gave the passengers some yogurt and a banana. 
Not prawn cocktail
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Sep 27, 2000
GB I hope you were suitably sarcastic throughout.
Not prawn cocktail
Trillian's child Posted Sep 28, 2000
It wasn't the prawns' fault. Who was she supposed to be sarcastic to?
what?
Mac (Keeper of indecision) Posted Sep 29, 2000
You know,sarcastic in the letter she was writing to them..keep up..
I reiterate: what?
Freaky Cheeze Posted Oct 1, 2000
I was saying what to the entire conversation. I have lost the plot, I have no idea what just transpired, and I have lost the will to spell. So here is me being the stupid one!!!!
grrr....
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Oct 1, 2000
This conversation was about intelligent life on earth.
Now you've ruined it. just like they ruined the planet of the apes.
Is this an example of intelligent life?
arrg
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Nov 16, 2000
you freaks are making me as angry as dan rathers in a reality convention!
Is there intelligent life on Earth?
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Nov 16, 2000
Now I remember!
MUSE OF HOT SEX PERSON!!! YOU SHOULD REALIZE THAT SEX DOES NOT REQUIRE INTELLIGENCE!!! OTHERWISE, HOW COULD THIS PLANET HAVE OVER 6 BILLION PEOPLE LIVING ON?! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!
Is there intelligent life on Earth?
Anonymouse Posted Nov 16, 2000
On second thought, beam us back up.. no intelligent life down here
And now, some light music ...
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 17, 2000
[REFRAIN]
[A bunch of deep voices] Star Trekkin', across the universe!
[A bunch of speeded up, high voices] On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
[Deep] Star Trekkin', across the universe!
[High] Only going forward, 'coz we can't find reverse!
[Verse 1]
[Uhura-impersonator] There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim!
[Verse 2]
[Spock-impersonator] [talking, not singing] It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit, Captain.
[Uhura-impersonator] There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim!
[REFRAIN]
[A bunch of deep voices] Star Trekkin', across the universe!
[A bunch of speeded up, high voices] On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
[Deep] Star Trekkin', across the universe!
[High] Only going forward, 'coz we can't find reverse!
[Verse 3]
[Bones-impersonator] [talking, not singing] It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
--dead, Jim!
--dead, Jim!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
--dead, Jim, dead!
[Spock-impersonator] [talking, not singing] It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit, Captain.
[Uhura-impersonator] There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim!
[Verse 4]
[Klingon] [talking, not singing] We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill, now!
[Bones-impersonator] [talking, not singing] It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim,
dead, Jim!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, dead!
[Spock-impersonator] [talking, not singing] It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit, Captain.
[Uhura-impersonator] There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
[talking, not singin] Scrape 'em off, Jim!
[REFRAIN]
[A bunch of deep voices] Star Trekkin', across the universe!
[A bunch of speeded up, high voices] On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
[Deep] Star Trekkin', across the universe!
[High] Only going forward, AND THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE!
[Verse 5]
[Scotty-impersonator] [talking, not singing] Ye cannae change the laws of physics!
-- laws of physics!
-- laws of physics!
-- cannae change the laws of physics!
-- laws of physics, captain!
[Klingon] [talking, not singing] We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
Scotty, beam me up!
[Bones-impersonator] [talking, not singing] It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim,
dead, Jim!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, dead!
[Spock-impersonator] [talking, not singing] It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit,
It's life, Jim, but notasweknowit,
Notasweknowit, Captain.
[Uhura-impersonator] There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
Starboard bow,
There's Klingons on our starboard bow,
Starboard bow, Jim!
[Verse 6]
[Kirk-impersonator] [talking, not singing] Bridge to engine room ... warp factor nine!
[Scotty-impersonator] [talking, not singing] If we give 'er anymore, she'll blow cap--
[KABLOOIE]
[REFRAIN]
[more slowly, drawn out, and echoing this time]
[High-pitched voices] Star ... Trekkin' ... across the universe...
[Ridiculously high voices] On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk...
[High-pitched voices] Star ... Trekkin' ... across the universe...
[Ridiculously high voices] Only going forward 'coz we can't find reverse...
[fading out]
[High-pitched voices] Star ... Trekkin' ... across the universe...
[Ridiculously high voices] On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk...
[High-pitched voices] Star ... Trekkin' ... across the universe...
[Ridiculously high voices] Only going forward 'coz ... [faded to inaudability]
And now, some light music ...
Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Nov 17, 2000
my friend steven plays that constantly....
i just realized something funny for you hitchhickers guide fans.
this is the reason why i changed my name to wonko the sane.
the very first entry in this forum mentions the back of a toothpick box.
in the book, wonkothe sane changes his name and builds the asylum and everything because of the instructions on the back of a box of thoothpicks. It's true!
And now, some light music ...
Anonymouse Posted Nov 17, 2000
That was the second mp3 I ever had. (The first was KingMissle -- they were both giving to me by the same insane frined, of course. 
)
'Nonnie
And now, some light music ...
Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Nov 17, 2000
Hehehe
I have that{Star Trekkin'} on video, my kids love it.
I do too!
The ending when the enterprise has turned into a pizza with a string of sausages behind it...totally mad.
But very funny.
Did you read the forum right through, from the start?
Gee, it's all I can do to read back from when I last posted.
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- 265: Trillian's child (Sep 28, 2000)
- 266: Freaky Cheeze (Sep 28, 2000)
- 267: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 28, 2000)
- 268: Mac (Keeper of indecision) (Sep 29, 2000)
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- 270: Freaky Cheeze (Oct 1, 2000)
- 271: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Oct 1, 2000)
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