h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

UR F****d up!!!

Correct!

You've won a fish

I thought w(h)ales were mammals, not fish?

And don't you think giving him a whale is a bit big a prize?
Surely some sort of banana would be more appropriate? Speaking of which, go here for more people obsessed with bananas:


Getting back to the point about the General Unifying Theory of Physics, I think I have the answer.



**SHOCKED GASP**

The General Unifying theory of Physics, which everyone is so deperate to know about is..........

**a shot rings out, Hatman drops to the ground and states the obvious**

I've been shot!

**SHOCKED GASP!**

Yeerrrrsss....
Not as f***ed up as physics. Now that's a mess.

Whose fish was that? Was it mine? I do hope so. I have never won anything so amazing before.

No, I'm, alright, don't worry.
Curious case of amnesia though.

umm HAtman?

Mom asked if you would explaiin the multiverse? does that hold any meaning for you?

everyone Hatman has a neat web page...

Just to amplify Lunatruffle's comment. Have a look at http://www.thepalemoonlight.co.uk

BTW Hatman you now owe $$$$$ for advertising expenses.

Yay!
Look at all the people going to my webpage!
Woohoo! ahem.
Yes.
In case you missed that
http://www.thepalemoonlight.co.uk

I've been thinking about putting some adverts on it, but maybe it would be better to use it for the benefit of mankind.
Or whalekind.
Still no thoughts on the GUTOP?

What, exactly, is the GUTOP? I know the GUT is probably the Great (or Grand) Unifying Theory, but what is the OP for? As far as the Unifying theory that unifies the four forces (Strong, Weak, Electromagnetic, and Gravitational), I think that no such theory exists because, as stated by other researchers, if this theory existed, then we could predict the future and have problems associated with that. If anyone would like me to express my feelings about these problems, just ask.

OP= Of Physics

Surely we could work out the GUT (OP), and still not know the future as we don't know what every single particle in the multiverse is doing at one time. And we'll never know that.
Or will we? Or WILL we?

I know what every particle is doing on the planet Earth right now.

I am going to take over this planet.

I need to know.

And no, I'm not going to tell you how I know.

SEVEN.

If you know what every particle on Earth is doing, and therefore what it will be doing, then what's the fun in taking over the Earth? (Earth, by the way, is trading up on the interplanatery exchange on take over speculations.)

Isn't the fun part finding out what happens next?

Once we can determine the future, the poor folks at the futures exchange (not to mention casinos, lotteries, etc.) are really going to get pissed. Lets not tell them.

Hee hee, That's a Good Idea. Is there absolutely ANYONE out there who can determine the future? Anyone even close to doing it? Let's create a huge campaigny-type-thing on the matter...

The more you study, the less you see...

...true wisdom comes from knowing that you know nothing...

I must be incredibly intelligent then... I didn't learn nothing in High School...

Wisdom, and the search there of, is and has been associated with humility. The search for knowledge, on the other hand, has not been so virtuous according to some historical parables. There are numerous examples to the contrary, I'm sure. The point being:

....knowledge is power as they say. And power is money.

What's our motivation behind discovering the GUTOP??? Can we get rich and/or powerfull?

LunaT, you are incredibly intelligent; some of us are just more intelligent.
(Once I could not even spell filosoffer, now I are one.)
Dr J