h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And we go again.

Apparently I prefer older women, as I navigate past Nefertiti, queen of Egypt A499557, to the slightly younger Barbara Streisand A11814914.

Excellent choice!

Barbra leads me to A812800 Hollywood's Laws of Life, Physics and Everything

After trying Helicopters A245611 and swords A340822 to no avail, the use of Small arms A777990 gave some relief on the follow up links. This led to the use of stones, rocks and pebbles A331967.

Liked the Hollywood entry

Yes, the Hollywood Entry is very h2g2

From Rocks, Stones and Pebbles I went to the British Museum A273638 and there I found the Rosetta Stone A18446808

Deciphering the Rosetta Stone as a tea invite from queen Nefertiti A499557 we went to admire the bust of Nefertiti A10422019. Steering clear of Adolf Hitler due to lack of peer review, we decided to go to Paris A190009 instead

Ah, excellent choice! In Paris I go to the Louvre and look at the Mona Lisa A87896209

Seeing that Mona Lisa is an approx 80km-diameter crater on the planet Venus A396939, we will go there, to see whether the Roman goddess A58676962 still lives there and if there is any offspring as a result of the Appollo missions A429031

Ah! Very interesting linkage there

From the Apollo Missions I head out to Pluto A387182 and then learn more about its demotion A87753892

Moving multiple astronomical units A201790 we return right back to Earth A482933, which is mostly harmless, except for the Naval Ocean Surveillance Satellites A2265815

The NOSS Entry is a good find From there I watched a Meteor Shower A87856997

In order to avoid an extinction level event A207415, we migrated to another world A87845494, paying for it with diamond A730801

Apparently the finding of this blood diamond led to torture A453296. In order to free our spirits of that, we go to Tibet A196292 for some fresh air and a meet and greet with the Tibetan warrior nuns A663284

Wow, the story of the Tibetan Warrior Nuns is a testament to the strength of human spirit...

Now to breathe in and out with A27019505

Breathing fine, nothing wrong with my Cilia A12737847 so I can safely pass the recessively inherited complications A11690570. To reduce a hungry feeling, we make soup from Mendel's peas A885521

From there I delve into A888780 Genetically Modified Plants but there's no direct link to my genetically modified Saintpaulia A87800385 so I retrace my steps and look at Yellow - the sunshine colour A42694671

Soaring with the golden eagle A30334772 then hopping to the bald eagle A30466154 we end up in Texas A310221

In Texas I encounter Lyndon Baines Johnson A2430082

That was an interesting read, never knew so much about the positive achievements of that man. Let's see if we can get the same experience from Dubya A11456543

That is an excellent Entry too

The final sentence causes me to give thanks for all the fish A5808170

Because the dolphins A183359 have left, I get in my submarine A4351835 before things get out of hand, and to find some new watery friends.