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Post 13541

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Would you like some gravy on your chocolate cake?


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Post 13542

Cheerful Dragon

Knitting teapots is easy. Sewing the pieces together is tricky.


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Post 13543

Paigetheoracle

Yes, there he is, I cried across a crowded room


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Post 13544

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Jack took an axe to the base of the beanstalk. Soon it began to sway, and then it fell to Earth with a sickening thud and lots of foul-smelling gas smiley - yuk.

smiley - winkeye


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Post 13545

Paigetheoracle

Here endeth the first lesson or is it the second?


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Post 13546

Cheerful Dragon

I need to sew a hook fastener to a cape, but the hook stops it lying flat and the thickness of the edge of the cape makes it hard to sew the fastener so that the hooks hang over the edge.smiley - erm


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Post 13547

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Boring meetings are very funny.


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Post 13548

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

This is the forest primeval. The murmuring pines and the hemlocks, bearded with moss, and in garments green, indistinct in the twilight, stand like Druids of eld, sad and prophetic.


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Post 13549

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Tadaaaahh!


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Post 13550

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Uncle Stan is hopping mad about not being able to stop hopping up on one leg. It is a strange ritual he has started ever since he started to play hopscotch in his back yard.


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Post 13551

Paigetheoracle

Fancy a scotch old boy? Asked the colonel, with a roguish glint in his eye.


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Post 13552

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Most urgent work turns up just before holidays.


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Post 13553

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

When all is s aid and done, more is said than done.


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Post 13554

Paigetheoracle

Is that you Fred? No! Then who is it? Why ask me, do I look like I know who I am?


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Post 13555

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I heard the rustling of banana leaves in the undergrowth and realized, with horror, that the DFI (Dangerous fruits International) had come out of hiding for one of their triennial conventions. Vines full of ripe Fox Grapes were slithering across a grassy knoll, and the "honk! honk! honk!" of gooseberry bushes rang out from the Sycamores along the river. I picked up my cellphone and called Hazel's Bakery on their 24-hour emergency line.

"Hello, Hazel? This is the chance of a lifetime. Send your pastry chefs here quickly with baskets. The dangerous fruits are gathering around the Old Stone Face at the edge of the Ed Sullivan Forest."


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Post 13556

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

The five minute diesel electric miniature train ride was actually more enjoyable than the one hour steam train ride.


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Post 13557

Paigetheoracle

Help! My post has been lost, cried the man whose post had been lost.
Can I help asked the mailman?
No, it's a six foot post I have lost, not a letter!
Letter? Which letter?
The letter of the law.
No wonder you don't want it back!
I don't want its front either!


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