h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm wearing my headphones.

I must remember to do my eye drops today. And my physio exercises.

I am thinking.

I've stopped thinking for today.

It shouldn't hurt when the physio digs his thumb into your calf muscle.

I must get stronger glasses or clean them more often to improve my vision.

Where am I?

Using a non-sequitur for an opening line is a commonplace writer's trick for fixating reader attention.

Time for a .

Hail to the holy banana

The lateral gastrocnemius in my left calf is stiff and painful, and won't let my left foot do circles.

Simba won't talk to me.

The neigbours' cat has built a nest in the lavender shrubbery.
At least it will smell good and it hasn't even said "NI!"

I came, I saw, I fell about laughing.

Our neighbour's TV is far too loud at the moment.

I cannot stop falling asleep.

It's a nice day for fishing.

I came third in teapot racing at the Black Country Living Museum this weekend.

I browse the internet with my internet browser as I search for highbrow vlogs and blogs.

G.F.S* is not so keen on showery weather for the UK in June.


*GFS Global forecast System