h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Taking a different turn in my vintage VW beetle, indicating with the idiot-stick A253216 we find ourselves stuck, so with a 180 turn, we find ourselves back, with The Beatles A257302 on the radio. After a long drive we end up in New York A199389.

And in New York we see the Statue of Liberty A985287

After passing Immigration we are flown to Antarctica A375400 by the military, to look at penguins A209134 and use the stargate to Mars A330823

Being on Mars, some exploration A481655 brings is back to where all good science leads, Sex A5176 (the nice low entry number is evidence of the previous statement) and flying out to the Chastity Belt A2430118 (not related to the Kuiper Belt)

Oooer - while I'm fond of the 'M'-word Entries that link from the Belt, they don't yield any fruit, so I will go back to Mars and find Major Roman Deities A58676962

Those deities can fly like an eagle A30334772. A Bald Eagle A30466154 to be precise. But because the Eagle couldn't cope with getting bald, it deleted its entry and returned to the Roman Deities. Let's put our shoulders A12737649 into it and find a new route.

That is strange about the Eagle deleting its Entry - I'll take a look at that

The shoulder opened the route to Marfan's Syndrome - a lot of 'suffering' in the Entry, but it is interesting to read A3065140

From the shoulders, we take one deep breath for the lungs A27019505, but watch out for the giant mucus A692813.

I didn't manage to check the eagle yet, but I just looked at the Mucus Entry and am very impressed!

House Rules say 'No Spitting' so I avoid Expectorating A637913 and go for Green A20218718

We go down the green chakra, circumnavigating the breasts A3913472. To avoid collisions and awkward situations, we study the entry on bra sizes
A4455272 and miss them by inches A471476, before bouncing off more natural units A201745 toward the safety of Lord Kelvin A356889

The activity on this thread has been Absolute Zero A291034, A21897237 since 2020. This brings along the Zeroth law of thermodynamics A780266, one of the Three Laws A467714 we know now. I just hope we don't end up in Death A5103 (wow! that's a low number). Your turn!

Excellent choices - I like the Zeroth Law Entry (good maths )

I'll head off to the Stars A418637 but will stay Close A87768382

Never heard of Rigil Kentaurus A87764601. Vega A87851172, on the other hand, features in my Immorternity Saga (potential side quest to be found at A88020704). Vega apparently forms a triangle A8412653 with two other stars (in theory, any three stars will form a triangle in some plane unless they are perfectly aligned, but that's beside the point). Avoiding the theme of love triangles, we end up in percussion A616277 where you can go and pick a style of your choosing.

I pick woodwind instruments A626609 as I once learned to play a clarinet and had fun in my school's lunchtime orchestra

Because of the Wizard of Oz, I opt for the didgeridoo A650639 (on a side-note: my daugther plays the clarinet as well. I know what overblowing sounds like) The explanation of circular breathing A426007 leads us to the lungs in the Human respiratory system A27019505 which has plenty of directions for you to choose from.

Thank you - the Effluvia Entry A4113811 is one of my favourites (for educational purposes, rather than the effluvia themselves) but today I shall investigate Cells A20590120

Since there is no further in-depth entry on the endoplasmatic reticulum (one of my favourite drop-words to sound scientific in mixed company. Maybe we need an entry on that.) I op for a banana A536492 instead. From here the 1967 banana trip A87893455 leads us down into the arms of the Food and Drug Administration A87787048.

Interesting

That leads to an in-depth look at Quackery A619427

Having read all that, I am in need of the one proven medicine in that entry, a large dram of whisky A602939

That takes me directly to Bourbon A526196 and The American South A340651