h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Even with a nuclear sub, we were unable to avoid stories about Worldwar II A930232. Quite a bit of rationing A533918 took place. But finally we were able to eat bananas A517303 again and drink some tea A61345 with sugar A190054.

Ah, you found a 'Mostly Harmless' Entry - interesting...

However, the Entry links nicely from Sugar to Salt A49292724

We jump in the Water A273179 before it freezes over. Drink some as a hangover cure A103140 before tucking into your English fried breakfast A103177.

Yum - I like an English Breakfast and that Entry is impressively linktastic!

These days I choose a vegetarian breakfast because I prefer veggie sausages to meat ones so I shall choose a different kind of Bacon A9837183 - Sir Francis Bacon and the Baconian Cipher

Having had our portion of Bacon with a side order of Aristotle A676398 (You can call me Ari), the mathematics A144280 homework of the kids enable me to read hieroglyphs A20725742 and greek letters A216073.

From Greek letters, I go on to study Medieval Germanic Runes A952634

Stepping back to the current day runes, smileys A845769 and bouncing to the 1980s A738669

Growing up in the 1980s links nicely to A3769095 The 1980s - Music. The list of Number One Singles reminds me of school discos and some of my favourite songs

Memories...memories.That is a tricky one to follow up. Should we go for The KLF A167690 (who wrote a manual for getting a number one hit), Madonna A3769095 or Kylie Minogue A33314960. Let's go Kylie and to Where the Wild Roses Grow, before dropping back in time with Fred Astaire A35470929.

Ah, excellent! I have a box set of Fred Astaire films that I have been enjoying recently

Films lead to Bing Crosby A2866025 and singing leads to David Bowie - the Man Who Fell To Earth A29056548

I read the book for my English literature (long time ago, so I will not dwindle at that) Rather than revisiting Queen Nefertiti A499557 or going to the moon A429086, we will keep a musical note on the Bass guitar A259012.

Excellent choice - we can't get there in the context of this game, but Bass Guitars bring my Entry about John Deacon A87801285 to mind

Given Bass Guitars, we need to know How to Play the Bass Guitar A388235

While playing the bass guitar, my plectrum A3094067 flew away to join the lost bottle openers A659405

Bottle openers lead to screwdrivers and the innuendo-laden A493562

After screwing up the lot, we go down to the pub A3176219 for a drink A4960 and some assistance A103140 with the the SCUBA diving A242524.

And the most important thing to do while SCUBA diving is to breathe A27019505

Yes, Relax A930179 those intercostal muscles and then try Circular breathing A426007 or Tai Chi A635933.

Circular Breathing is impressive, and Tai Chi is interesting, but I chose Relaxation Techniques before preparing for the commute A930133

During the commute you decide to learn to write on H2G2 A686595. But before entering the netherworld of peer review, which is not an edited entry after all (how appropriate), you learn to write guideML A395552

Ooo - that is an unexpected diversion! Well found

I go to the GuideML Clinic and then on into A264520 'Using Approved GuideML in Approved Entries'