h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry for that terrible simpost, I was trying to read something else at the same time... just ignore me)

:::sits quietly in the corner whilst the simulposts straiten themselves out.:::

(I'll answer to the 'nighthoover', and leave the same A as I put before, then someone can do a 'question' in answer to that, and leave the other 'a' as it was in teh other post)

Who is the ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature created as a result of the skirting board forcing furnature to sit proud of the wall, and who renders the dusty dustless, and is the one true son of the one true Bob, friend of Toto Moto and the tribe of sandwich, all round good peson diety, ruller of the universe and the responsible party for the most absurd ppseudo reliogious cult and bonkers thread on H2G2?

A; jewlry jewlry jewlry.

( I'll go quietly now... before I cause any more damage)

(though I'm quite sure that this will also be a simpost)

Okay, let me regulate this...
We have two answers: "Lose 60 pounds in 30 days!!" and 23 degrees.
First person to respond pick one and do not give a new answer, next person can give a new answer. Go!

What is the ideal temperature for bathing pet maggots?

Ok... Since the simulpost has no new answer (I just checked) I'll question both:


Q: George spent his entire life at school and all he has accomplished is to write one book. What is the name of that book and what did he waste to write it?



A: The Eifell Tower.

What would do more damage when used as a bluding device a hair brush or a lamppost, or something else?

a, Kebab and chips

Q: Name another classic example of the French being lazy.

A: Spring break!

What injury are you likely to get if you boing up and down a lot on one leg whilst whistling the theme tune from MASH and rubbing your tummy with one hand and patting your nose, on a tall wall?

A less than twenty minutes.

*taps feet

Alright then... but if I simpost again it'd be your fault.

Q: How long does it take the average manatee to explain to the girl at the post office how the word "manatee" is spelled, on a good day?

A: Climb over the fence.

How do you plan to get into teh grounds of bukenham palace whilst dressed as a female version of a terrorist of some fame?

A; two weeks in a caravan.

Q: How did you get this tan?

A: I think it was the other way around.

Q. Wasn't "Yesterday" written mainly by Lennon with a little help from McCartney?

A. Janet needed her toothbrush.

Q: What was the opening sentence of the great forgotten novel "The Search for the Open Chemist"?

A: Turn it three times, flick the second switch to the right, and hope.

Q: How do you which the light on for the top floor of Canary Wharf?

A: forty-five minutes, if you take a far-right

Q. How long is a piece of string?



A. It's all in the mind.

Whats the most common reaction to H2G2?


Be excellent to each other

What was Bill and Ted's New Year Resolution?

This one actually has a serious question, but I'd love to see what people come up with:

It takes a leg off and runs away.