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Alison (ACE) Posted Apr 6, 2004
Oops, sorry for the previous simpost
How many people must the vicar have tea with?
A: A purple hippopotamus
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What is next to impossible to sneak through customs in your underpants?
A: Pork Soda.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 6, 2004
Who will the next boy band to hit the charts have as its leader?
A; three slices.
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: How much pizza can an anorexic eat after a weeklong fast?
A: A long-range radio telescope.
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What device would it be best to use to pick up the latest hit by Milli Vanilli?
A: Three Gonks and a frying pan.
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REDBONES68 Posted Apr 6, 2004
what do you get when you cross 3 monkeys with a horse?
a camoflage basket of flowers
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What was the centerpiece on Donald Rumsfield's Thanksgiving table?
A: A half cup of petroleum jelly and a tap shoe.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 6, 2004
What are the two items that lional Blair keeps with him at al times?
A; Three goths and a frying pan,.
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What did the human eating aliens need to get before they could start making their 'Faux Vampire Fricasse'?
A: Blue satin and orange cling film.
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Alison (ACE) Posted Apr 6, 2004
What were recently voted most clashing fabrics to use in your home?
Teapots
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What common household objects give Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen night terrors?
A: Earthworms and handgranades.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 6, 2004
(ooh, I can't believe I found this thread just now!)
A: What do you need to scare your neighbours out of their house?
Q: October 1973
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 6, 2004
(
the Q and the A should have been the other way around, of course)
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: When was the last time Zsa Zsa Gabor 'Got Lucky'?
A: Forty Days and forty knights.
(I did that Q/A switcharoo earlier too, Pennywhistle 
)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Apr 6, 2004
What is the average length of time that customers have to 'hold' for whilst trying to speak to technical support at Microsoft?
A; Uncle Remus.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: To whom did Baldwin Birmingsworth's dedicate his poem "Sunday Afternoon, Going to My Uncle for Tea" dedicated to?
A: 84 elephants
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
BBZZZZZ!!!... Go back, try that one again...
Forty 'knights' wasn't a typo... I'll only give you half credit for that previous answer. 
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 6, 2004
Ok... the 'Correct' Answer would have been "How much time and with what resources should one prepare oneself before trying to enter the Redmond, Washington headquarters of Microsoft to find out what actually causes a blue screen of death?"
and for the answer '84 elephants':
Q: What would one need to place on the opposite side of the world's largest scale to balance out the weight of the average panel of guests on a typical Jerry Springer show?
A: Three orbits around Mercury.
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What do people feel like taking when they're waiting on hold on Microsoft technical support?
A: Pass.
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Lady Pennywhistle - Back with a vengeance! [for a certain, limited value of Vengeance; actual amounts of Vengeance may vary] Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What did the chicken do when it got to the road?
A: Behind the third door on the left, if you are facing the exit.
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