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Baron Grim Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: What scored slightly higher on it's SAT than George Dubya?
A: 13 magpies.
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Zak T Duck Posted Apr 5, 2004
One is for sorrow, two is for joy. How many is it for a holiday in the Algarve?
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: What do first-shift grocery store workers gather up?
(That's a pun, folks!)
A: 400 years of experience
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Zak T Duck Posted Apr 5, 2004
What do most of the employers Croz has looked at want from their canditates? 
Earl Grey
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: What did Viscount Grey hope to be when he grew up?
A: Fred Flinstone with a Pterodactyl
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: What besides video games is REALLY corrupting the minds of today's youth?
A: Cassette tapes
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: When future archeologists are digging through the remains of our current civilisation, when they reach the stratum containing Rubik's cubes, Pogs and digital watches, what else are they likely to find?
A: Cesar Chavez' left shoe.
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: When future archeologists are digging through the remains of Cesar Chavez' home and find his right shoe, what else are they likely to find, unless he has used it for a teacup again?
A: Two 200mg doses of Zoloft.
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Shagrath (Join the Metal Appreciators' Society @ A2556489) Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: What came after the Second-to-Last Tango In Paris?
A: Hemherroids and applesauce.
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Baron Grim Posted Apr 5, 2004
Q: What is the least popular item on the menu at Dr. Bartleby's Roadside Diner and Proctology clinic?
A: Mornington Crescent Station at 2:00am.
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Ged42 Posted Apr 5, 2004
When & where would you meet somone from the Ministry of Serendipity?
a giant capybara
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Alison (ACE) Posted Apr 5, 2004
What have farmers in South America blamed for a decrease in harvests this year?
Answer: Cheese on toast
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Recumbentman Posted Apr 5, 2004
Did Auntie pass her driving test this time?
In the bushes.
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Recumbentman Posted Apr 5, 2004
it's not a clever question, it's a case of reading page one and failing to see the other little dots . . .
What I should have said was,
What is the best material for zombie-film makeup?
In the bushes.
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Orcus Posted Apr 6, 2004
Where do you first look when you've lost a contact lens on a porn set?
A 5L bucket of yacht varnish.
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F F Churchton Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: What do you buy after you've bought your new boat from Ikea?
A: A torch, a key and a large fluffy rabbit!!!
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Baryonic Being - save GuideML out of a word-processor: A7720562 Posted Apr 6, 2004
Q: Name 3 items that are totally unconnected to each other.
Next Answer: Well, sort of.
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