h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*raises to lou2*

*shuffles chair closer to lou2*

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*settles herself comfortably in chair an goes to too many ............( means )*

Peers into lou2's pocket to see how many more beers are in there.

Raises an impressed (and much lighter; thanks Lou!) eyebrow.

*wanders past on way to bed without having read the backlog*

*looks under couch for car keys but doesn't fing them*

*heaves sigh of relief as chest is lightened*

*snores softlt in sleep*

Nephew Who tumbles off the chair as it is lifted.

He wakes up and looks puzzled at the others looking for car keys and . He starts searching in the many pockets inside his coat. Finally taking some universal keys out, you know the one size that fits all, and hands them to 'kea'.

*snore*

*takes keys from and gives *

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*wanders off*

*gives tweezers back to luckystar with a shake of the head & a smile. Gets busy with pencil & diary as a cover while casting furtive glances at the other occupants of the room*

*Comes back in...looks at everyone...forgets that he left his ice cream on the table.*

*Appears in a puff of smoke near a wall, still resting in a hammock. Starts, props up on elbows, looks around, shrugs, lays back down in hammock again.*

*Wanders in and unashamedly drops trousers. Proceeds to take "something" from underpants and looks round proudly. Realises is only one in room to have surviving members of The Osmonds in groinal area. Does up trousers and leaves*

*watches the whole thing in stunned silence*

*shrugs indifferently, finishes ice cream, and throws the empty bowl and spoon over shoulder, which smashes upon the ground behind him*

*snickers evilly yet again*

*wonders what flavour ice cream it was*

*wonders which member of The Osmonds it was*

*wonders if anyone else needs her tweezers*

*realizes he can't tell her that it was peanut butter cup*
*sobs gently into arms on table*
*realizes it doesn't matter*
*feels better*

*reads Shagrath's mind*

*smiles enigmatically*

*walks in and has a look around*

*assumes her regular wallflower post*

*attempts to assume telepathic role in the room*

*it doesn't work*

* gets up stiffly & gets joints moving again. Strolls around the room behind the chairs*

Looks questioningly at the people ranged around the room. Gestures towards the remote control. Eloquent body language hints that Bill and Ben is on Cbeebies...