h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wanders back in without reading the backlog again, but relieved because no one can complain*

*drops on the coffee table the generic car keys that traveller loaned last night*

*writes traveller a note saying that the keys didn't work but thanks anyway*

*finds kettle and makes lemonbalm *

*sits and wonders what has been going on*

Finds a pack of cards in handbag & goes to sit at a table as far away from the vomit stained (& scented) TV as possible. Deals & starts playing patience.

*finishes reading all the parts of where the print isn't smeared from her falling asleep on it earlier*

*puts the paper aside and stares into space, bored*

*Notes boredom with raised eyebrows. Makes bunny shape out of hands and positions them in front of the table lamp to make shadow bunny on the wall. Makes bunny appear to eat grass, hop around a bit, etc.*

*smiles at Trin and gives him a *

*wanders back in groggily, having just woken up*
*brings a fresh rolled-up copy of out of his pants pocket*
*reads...*
*reminisces about the days when he had a word put in the word of the week*

*looks around...*

*sighs when he realizes no one else is around*

*feels alone...*

*raises eyebrows at Shagrath's sigh in a kinda concerned manner*

*feels better now that someone else is around*

Hands Shagrath a sociable cheese sandwich

Raises an impressed eyebrow at Lady P's accomplished eyebrow mobility

*raises eyebrows at everyone's eyebrow raising*
*takes the cheese sandwich gratefully*
*begins munching*

*Sits up in hammock again, looks at puke-covered TV, people with red and ink-smeared faces, sees others wiggling eyebrows at each other, shrugs, sits back again and sips own personal version of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster which is inexplicably sitting on small table next to hammock. Sighs, dozes off again*

'wanders into the room' and wonders who all these people are! 'looks over into secluded corner' 'thinks' are people allowed to do that to sheep!!
'wanders out again, with thoughts to return later with mop & bucket'

Feels ineffable sense of respect for Advanced Beings who have mastered complex domestic cleansing technology

*gets tired of staring at the ceiling, goes to the other room, returns with a firehose and washes away the TV and everything around it*

*puts firehose back in the other room, wipes her hands on her jeans, returns to her corner and sits down*

*resumes staring at the ceiling*

*notices Yael staring at ceiling*
*looks up himself, wondering what's so interesting about it*
*woders what 'ineffable' means; figures that he should have read "Mostly Harmless" more thoroughly*

Thinks to himself; "\in-EF-uh-buhl\, adjective: 1. Incapable of being expressed in words; unspeakable; unutterable; indescribable. 2. Not to be uttered; taboo. "

Wonders to himself whether his room mates know that if you type "define: xxxxxxxx" into Google it returns lots of definitions of whatever xxxxxxxx is?

Reflects inwardly on how cool that is...

*thinks that it *was* in "Mostly Harmless", and he was making a joke*
*thanks Diagnostic silently anway*